"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If you're gettting laid then something is wrong ..lol. Don't take it the wrong way, the hat like that and the glasses do not jive. It's like a nerd trying to be M&M.
 

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lol u guys r GUYS but wat u fail to kno is that girls seem to like the bad boy rebel look (tilted hat)

ps those r sunglasses so i dont usually wear them, but i was in mexico
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Since we all wanna gloat and sh*t, i figure ill be a ****y bastard as well.
www.myspace.com/gunito

yea...im kinda a big deal...hahahah
 

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oakraiderz2 said:
Since we all wanna gloat and sh*t, i figure ill be a ****y bastard as well.
www.myspace.com/gunito

yea...im kinda a big deal...hahahah
Wow man.. you're 6' 4" ... damn man.. You better haul your ass to a basketball court!

Haha, I don't feel like putting my pic up now... Last time I got flamed.. (too many jelous bastards) lol
 

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You look exactly how I thought you looked. Exactly. It's kind of scary how right on I was.

You look like an average guy who is in with the current style and tries to get laid all the time.

This girl is about average too.
http://img45.exs.cx/img45/8683/hacphoto01.jpg

Imagine if she suddenly came up to you for sex.

See this is why I say it's mostly looks and balls.

He is ugly, but not THAT ugly. He's average.

You guys all look about the same as that girl in the picture above. I know it's gay to compare you guys, but your about equal with that girl. Would you **** her? Hell yes.

It all comes down to your looks and whether you have the balls to do anything.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alot of the users on this forum look the same as stated above.

The current "In" image.

-Shirts from Abercrombie & Fitch, mainly this style:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/anything_shop188/A%20n%20F/001054.jpg

(Joke shirts are pretty popular too. Here's an example http://www.ruthlessgear.com/mens/images/oral_me.gif)

-Wears a white hat with unbent bill.

-Bought all of their clothes at Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle.

If that's your style, then damn well go for it. But if you know you only bought the clothes your wearing to fit in then you need some help.
 

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There's already an official "POST YOUR PICTURE ONLY" thread. Please post pictures *ONLY* in there. We don't allow discussion about how people look unless they are actively seeking advice regarding a style, haircut, etc because too many people are insecure to the point that they can't be civilized.
 
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