"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A new revelation after being stung by a bee yesterday, and penis enlargement..

Poonani Maker

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My ankle swelled up like twice the size of my other ankle and shin. Do you think that allowing a bee to sting your d!ck would be a penis enlargement solution. It would give you the Girth that women all want the most. Do you think it is viable? I mean the venom is harmful and could damage your fertility, quite possibly, but is it worth the risk? to have a much larger C0ck, either in the short term before a date or long-term. Of course, you'd experience the pain I'm experiencing right now in my leg, especially when I walk, but you would for Sure immediately have a larger c0ck, and I suppose it'd hurt with her bouncing up and down on it swelled up and with the itching venom under you skin. My left ankle and shin are just HUGE right now.

I've never had a reaction to a sting like this before so that's why I've just now thought of this as a possible means to a large c0ck (at least in the short term). Just a thought.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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amazingswayze

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i'm sure you have at least half a brain. nobody wants a bee to sting their c0ck. at least you made me laugh.
 
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Give it a try let the bee sting your manhood, you may discover a new b-spot in a woman's cha-cha.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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That might be a good event for the porn fear factor. Stick your willie in a cage with a bunch of angry bees for ten minutes. Come to think of it, I think they did something like that in one of the jackass movies.
 
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