a new C & F thread

[spidersense]

alright, I found this site looking for some C & F on google. I'm an attractive guy, and I can come up with ****y/funny things, but I've found it takes less work to read others and use them(duh!)

here is one that is a take on the old "nice watch, I didn't know rolex made plastic watches" line. This one I think is funnier and works with pretty much all women as they tend to wear gold and silvers jewelry. "nice necklace(or bracelet or whatver), I didn't know tiffany's makes fake jewelry" I tend to get a lot of,
excuse me, fake? looks from the uppetty women for this one.

another one I've had success with is, if you are the woman are just talking crap back and forth to each other in a joking way, which tends to be when you're pretty comfortable with each other, you say, "I'll *****-slap you, you got the *****, I just gotta add the slap"

I have a whole arsenal of c/f lines, this is just some I came up with right off my head. post more, and I'll post more

 

[spidersense]

ahh, if the woman makes a moan sound or a slight *hmph*(use your judgement on which sounds to use this with) you can say "I know you want me, but lets keep the thoughts PG" of if that's too ****y for you just say "lets keep the thoughts PG"

 

[Not Quite There]

Originally posted by spidersense
ahh, if the woman makes a moan sound or a slight *hmph*(use your judgement on which sounds to use this with) you can say "I know you want me, but lets keep the thoughts PG" of if that's too ****y for you just say "lets keep the thoughts PG"

ha, i just thought of one i could use along these lines...

being the good catholic i am, something like 'I know what your after, i'm sorry, but i'm catholic!' obviously makeing sure she knows i'm joking!

 

[SheepSter]

**Use at own risk, I take no responsibility**

Me: Can I ask you a question?

Her: Ok

Me: Do you have clean hands?

Her: Yes, why?

me: well...I gotta go to the toilet and need someone to hold 'em for me

 

[myfriendblu]

Im gonna say one thing on the C+F topic and thats it - C+F only works when there is ititial IL in the first place. there has to be good initial IL. I would say if your gonna learn a trade and stuff in this DJ game learning to gauge IL is WAY more important than being a C+F expert. A little C+F goes along way but don't rely on it too much. Learn, master the IL stuff and how to read/gauge it.

 

[catch]

be on the c&f lookout..

i think with c&f you need to be very sensory to the girl your with, look out for small faults in the girl and make fun out of it..
and to be even better look for things you actually do like and still make fun..
listen out for dumb ass comments to make fun out of and when shes being too serious, make fun of that too...

one good type of humour i like is the "aside"

the aside is a thought added as if something the speaker said reminded you of it...
eg;
"oh you look nice..it must be the makeup.."ha ha ha

you can use an aside thought when shes boring you about her job or pets or somthing,

i would give a comment that has nothing to do with what she is talking about but at the same time it does, something funny and the usuall response would be
"ha ha ha, where did that come from"
and then i would say "it was just some wierd thought that driffted into my mind".... (sarcasm)>>"while i was listning to you with compete attention" (cough)..ha ha ha.

and the aside can be used all the time, with lost of stuff, youve just got to be on the lookout for stuff that YOU think is funny

i like "blunder" too..

blunder is wit based upon a person who makes a mistake wich makes them apear foolish,

this a bit like the aside, but you do it when they messup, like if someone stuters or cant get there words out, you say,
" HEY! dont talk with your mouth full"ha ha ha

 

[spidersense]

just used this once, got a good responce, when you make her laugh and she has an odd or loud laugh, look at her and say, "man, with that laugh you could be from africa" look at a friend that is near and say, "that is where hyinas are from right?"

 

[Fenderules]

lol i like the "clean hands one" that had me laughing pretty hard. I think im just gonna say that 2 a chick just for the hell of it that i dont know, just to see her reation lol

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

While I definitely see the merit of C & F in application, it always seems to sound so lame when you read it in print. It comes off as scripted lines. I'm not doubting it works, but it's a situational technique and therefore a skill that has to be developed under certain circumstance that are relative to what's going on in the conversation and environment. A high IL is most definitely a prerequisite for C & F or again it comes off as a "hey babe, what's your sign?" type comment and you're an instant fool.

I actually use C & F with my wife all the time and after 8.5 years it still works well,....well at least in knowing I'm going to get some that evening.

 

[johnballantine02]

well...I gotta go to the toilet and need someone to hold 'em for me

WTF....I don't get it?


I am high right now though, lol.

 

[duke007]

didn't get it either

Here's one that can only be used in a certain situation that probably wouldn't come around very often.

If you are talking about when you both bought some good or service and you find out you paid more than the girl, you could say:

"Oh I got ripped off! It must be the handsome tax" (and make a model face or something)

Both c+f and a mild neg! The neg here is that she doesn't pay handsome tax because she's not as handsome as you!

I used this on two chicks when talking about taxi fares in Fiji and it went down nicely.

 

[AverageFC]

WTF....I don't get it?

Ok. He's asking the girl if she has clean hands because he is going to the restroom and needs somebody to hold his genitalia while he does his business.

 

[AFK Protector]

Originally posted by duke007
didn't get it either

Here's one that can only be used in a certain situation that probably wouldn't come around very often.

If you are talking about when you both bought some good or service and you find out you paid more than the girl, you could say:

"Oh I got ripped off! It must be the handsome tax" (and make a model face or something)

Both c+f and a mild neg! The neg here is that she doesn't pay handsome tax because she's not as handsome as you!

I used this on two chicks when talking about taxi fares in Fiji and it went down nicely.

Dude this is the only good C&F so far. The others are all negs and nonsensical. You will get b1tchslapped if you use the genitalia one. But duke has a good one here.

BTW DUKE I LOVE THE BJERTE QUOTES IN YOUR SIG LMAO

 

[AFK Protector]

I got one, but you gotta be extra cool like me. Anyways this girli just randomly yells "AFK I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!"

and everyone hears her and I'm cool about it and say:

yeah...you know it's funny how all girls have the same dream.

fvkin caused an uproar

 

[BLUEox117]

Originally posted by SheepSter
**Use at own risk, I take no responsibility**

Me: Can I ask you a question?

Her: Ok

Me: Do you have clean hands?

Her: Yes, why?

me: well...I gotta go to the toilet and need someone to hold 'em for me

wtf?

 

[BLUEox117]

Originally posted by AverageFC
Ok. He's asking the girl if she has clean hands because he is going to the restroom and needs somebody to hold his genitalia while he does his business.

that still doesnt make sense, and would be creepy, not funny.

 

[WeakMenNeverRise]

From what i've seen, the only line that won't get you either slapped or clowned hard is the handsome tax thing. I think someone may have alluded to this before but C&F is a personality trait, not a bunch of lines. If your not normally funny then rehearsing lines isn't gonna help. Think about it, what happens when you run out of lines? My advice would be to just say whats on your mind, within reason, and not be afraid to call her out when she needs callin out. For example, if you notice that her elbows are a little ashy clown her about it. Say something dumb like dayamn girl, I got some crisco at the crib for that, hook it right on up. Bottom line, you have to learn to BE C&f not how to act like your C&F.

 

[spidersense]

Originally posted by WeakMenNeverRise
From what i've seen, the only line that won't get you either slapped or clowned hard is the handsome tax thing..... Bottom line, you have to learn to BE C&f not how to act like your C&F.

well, a big thing to remember, that I've been tought, and that I've found to be true, is that you can say or do just about anything to a women, if you say or do it the right way. a LARGE part of C/F is tonality, sure, don't just rush into it and use it like some weird pick up line, because then you're not going to get very far. again though, I have gone into it and used it like cheap pick up lines, like it was rehearsed and still gotten posative responses. but for the most part, that doesn't work. but dude, if you really think that is the only that won't make the women dislike you, you obviously don't know too much, go to the mall some day, a crowded mall, with the plan of just using these lines, seriously, I've done it. walk up to all the attractive looking women, just walk up and start talking, and use these, and similar lines. if you really think that you won't get slapped for them, then you probably won't have the tonality down, but you will notice that you will get some positive responses..... OH! and remember, that when the woman looks slightly ofended and gets a slight smile at tht esame time.... you have hit the sweet spot!

 

[spidersense]

oh, and what the hell is IL? I'm new to the whole dating/seduction/getting women internet forum thing and I don't know all the acronyms yet

 

[catch]

when i meet new girl, loads of them say

" ooh you look really familiar " or " ive seen you before "
with a hint of admiration in there eye, its become boring now so i usually say something like,

" yeah thats what all the girls say!"

"oh really, i do seem to have...... that effect on some people"

"dont give me that... you think ime hot really"

some girls blush and go all red and others just laugh..