"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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A MODERN DAY ***** !! ALL OF THEM

Yohomie

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Why wud you want her chump
Are you a dumb
She doesn't care, mind your stare
Desires a rare ..

You stake your reputation,
to seek her attention..
What the hell dude
this ***** is so mean and rude
You wanna talk to her
hug her, kiss her
but don't you miss a fact
that ***** is rammed by
some wild **** solid and intact

Yeah you feminised blot
Ohh god you such a trot ..

Why would you want her chump
are you a dumb
she desires the rawness
not your fondness
grow up kid, she ain't a girl
that desires you respect
So drop the thought
that ***** is only good for your cot

She is the one you say
you even dream of her in day
I dont blame you sometimes
***** conditioning is so rife
every tom **** and harry
wish to be a modern day knight .
Chivalry !! and we are done
yeah done ..

So why do you want her chump
are you such a dumb !!

- yohomie
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Murk

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