"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A message to DJ'S 50+ - scaramouche etc

TonyBaloney

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Dear Scaramouche and company ;)

Great to always see you dispensing wise words.

As with any great civilization, we here at SS listen admiringly to our elders with alot of respect.

It would be interesting to have some biography from you guys about the road you have taken, some of the twists and turns, and the women within the journey.

Your humble junior,

Tonybaloney
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Dear Tony,
Your kind words flow over me like honey over sugar....you are too kind to us old buffers...look the years make people old for sure,but not necessarily wise...Your request that we jot down our life stories is a quaint idea,but a bit tricky....Just reflect Tony,that there are guys on here who write 10 paragraphs on how they spent their afternoon.....Given that anything past half a dozen paragraphs starts to tax the concentration of most of us,to expect a Man like me who started his svexual experience at twelve years old,to write down 56 years of svexual adventures in a single lucid post,does present a few problems...but actually there is an older DJ on this site,one at least...I hope I have not offended your well intentioned nature you seem like a good bloke!
 

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Scaramouche said:
Dear Tony,
Your kind words flow over me like honey over sugar....you are too kind to us old buffers...look the years make people old for sure,but not necessarily wise...Your request that we jot down our life stories is a quaint idea,but a bit tricky....Just reflect Tony,that there are guys on here who write 10 paragraphs on how they spent their afternoon.....Given that anything past half a dozen paragraphs starts to tax the concentration of most of us,to expect a Man like me who started his svexual experience at twelve years old,to write down 56 years of svexual adventures in a single lucid post,does present a few problems...but actually there is an older DJ on this site,one at least...I hope I have not offended your well intentioned nature you seem like a good bloke!
Dear Scaramouche,

Fair play, or should I say Fair `Dinkum`;0 to you!

Thats a really reasonable explanation, and for all of my wanton ways, I shall no doubt give the same account when the time comes.

Your probably looking to emulate Les Colley, that grand old Australian miner who fathered a child at 91 with his young Sri Lankan bride.

Good on you Scaramouche, keep the plates spinning, the beer Ice cold and the old pecker standing to the attention.

All the best,

Tony
 

Scaramouche

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DearTony,
Thanks for that mate.....Never heard of Les Colley before,found it all quite fascinating.....The old Bathbun lived to get his telegram from our Queen...Made his Century then bowled out....But the point is there for all to see,I passionately believe that regular Svex fools the body into thinking it is young...more Svex more often!
 
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