"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A little help regarding Facebook

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PeterCrouch

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and something called lover of the day? I was clicking around and found myself on someones profile as their "lover of the day" which is some application she has joined upto and chooses someone on her friends list everyday to be her "lover".

It is pretty lame, but anyone got something ****y/funny I can message her about this?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ARrocket

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PeterCrouch said:
and something called lover of the day? I was clicking around and found myself on someones profile as their "lover of the day" which is some application she has joined upto and chooses someone on her friends list everyday to be her "lover".

It is pretty lame, but anyone got something ****y/funny I can message her about this?
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"I knew that's how you felt! I can see it in your eyes :) "
 
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Or you could just 'like' it and leave a 'nice! this means we need to go dancing now!'

and then invite her out. I'd use this as an excuse to get her out somewhere, but I don't think it necessarily means she's secretly wanting to jump your bones.

At least not yet lol
 
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Well that's a system generated application... What it does is randomly selects any of the person from your friend list and updates in your profile daily...

In your case she is not the one who has selected you as her lover of the day... It's facebook system. She might not even probably know about this... Depends when did she log in last time...

Just don't get trapped in these stuffs... play it cool and have a convo. with her.. Social networking sites suck though.... Play your game in real life...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I would say something like
" common, you just couldnt resist temptation to see me as your lover, you had to publish it on facebook so everyone else can see it huh?" ;)
 
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you should go with something like:

"I guess you didn't have the ovaries to ask to ride my **** in person."
 
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Desert Fox said:
you should go with something like:

"I guess you didn't have the ovaries to ask to ride my **** in person."
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I have been away from here for far too long, cause this remark just made my jaw drop
 
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