"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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so me and my gf were talking last night and somehow we got onto the subject of her mom being a sex ed teacher for hispanic woman a while back. She went to one of her classes once and her mom was showing the other woman how to use sex toys and all...and then she showed them some vibrator and my gf told me something on the lines of, "damn babe! that thing was so big! i was like damn i could never fit all that in there!"

after that i was feeling alittle down because im not that big down there...im around 5" ....is there anything i can do to bring my confidence back up? or any techniques i can use during sex to make up for my lack of size?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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nothing u can change about ur size. just have to accept it and live with it.

im being brash and cold and abrupt because its the truth..
hope this helps.
 

penkitten

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calm down, im pretty sure she already understands that all men and all toys come in different sizes, shapes, colors , smells and tastes.

women really dont care about the exact size, we care about being felt wanted and needed and adored and stuff like that
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by penkitten

women really dont care about the exact size, we care about being felt wanted and needed and adored and stuff like that
:eek: "Adored"??....b!tch should get a puppy.

Anyway I doubt 5 inches is really all that bad, its girth they want anyway, as long as she feels "full" so to speak your fine. Plus chicks have absolutely zero clue on judging c@ck length, spatial awareness and all that stuff, they literally wouldnt be able to guess correctly at gun point.

Just tell her your a straight 7. tiny hands and all that, she'll buy it.
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
women really dont care about the exact size, we care about being felt wanted and needed and adored and stuff like that
sure :rolleyes:

Sh!t, this is probably the biggest ****ing lie out there. Size does matter - never forget that.

Several times I've heard my female friends diss guys with small ****s. One of them actually said (verbatim) "I don't know if he was trying to **** me or erase me." I just went :eek: since I know the poor guy.

If you have a small ****, I suggest you develop some other techniques to give her earth shattering orgasms. Now matter what you believe, they will talk behind your back about your **** size.
 
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