"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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a little bit of AW

ketostix

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Well Friday's my birthday. I'm becoming a really mature man now. I know this doesn't belong in the MM forum but I read and post more here than anywhere else. I expect iqqi to buy me a shot :cheer:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Darn....I was hoping for a good AW story. Seems I'm the only guy who knows one these days :)

BTW....shots are on me if you make it this way any time soon.....
 

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STR8UP said:
Darn....I was hoping for a good AW story. Seems I'm the only guy who knows one these days :)

BTW....shots are on me if you make it this way any time soon.....
LOL, yeah the title is deceiving. Nothing I'd like more than getting out of this cold and going down to warm FL and having a few drinks with you. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get away this winter, but I hope to make it down there sometime in the future.

iqqi said:
Aren't you in the midwest? I can send one to you via priority mail... but this is kinda late notice. I really would have, too.
Yes I live in the midwest. I was hoping you'd hand deliver me shots.

iqqi said:
You have to go out TONITE because your bday is officially at midnite.

Shoulda known you were an aquarius. They are all as$holes.
It's so cold tonight and windy too. It's suppose to be down to like 4 degrees. Probably no one will be out. So now you're impuning an entire astrological sign lol?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Many many happy returns of the day, now this is the real show time to show that you have become MATURE MAN. Best of luck
 
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