"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Suspens

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LiveYourDream said:
Curious, when EXACTLY did you TEXT the apology?

1. BEFORE you wrote: "Yeah not gonna text, never"
2. AFTER you wrote: "Yeah not gonna text, never"
3. Somewhere while typing the 7 words in between where you say, "I'll just feel like a fool.
It was around 10 hours ago and obviously not right after posting here. Jeez we got a sherlock holmes here.:crackup:

I guess this sentnce is what confused you "which will definitely annoy her or it may not," Not sure what sohuld have been used instead of "Will"


As stated before, I've have wholeheartedly accepted the bitter truth that the Cinderella is in someone else's arm. And probably has been there for a long time. Hope that calms you down.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

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I think it was the 'yeah not gonna text her' followed by 'just sent an apology text' which may have done it.
 

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sylvester the cat said:
I think it was the 'yeah not gonna text her' followed by 'just sent an apology text' which may have done it.
There was no "Just" in my text.
 

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Everyone wants what they can't have.. So of course you can't stop thinking about her.

But seriously you are borderline stalker if what u say is true... I'd leave her alone. Your comments burned that bridge a long time ago...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Had a dream about her last night. So here we go again, the OCD thinking returns.
 

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Epimanes said:
But seriously you are borderline stalker if what u say is true...
Borderline stalker?? This is full blown stalker stuff. I really don't know if he is trolling or not but I laughed my ass off reading this thread. Suspens, if you're being serious I think you need help and I'm sorry for laughing but holy sh*t this is absurd. If you are trolling, good job :up:
 

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No. Look, I barely post here. And when I do, I'm really desperate and I find this forum to be the best place to look for help and bro advice.

Sorry if I can't contribute anything helpful, but honestly this isn't a troll thread.

and FYI:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unrequited_love :)
 
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