"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A Heroic Act

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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spider_007

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Stupidity if you ask me.

Looking at that video, i'd bet money (after watching the vid, of him braging) that the guy triped and fell inbetween the rails as he was trying to get the other guy out of the way.....

20 inches (fvcking thight if you ask me) -pure luck.

I still give him credit for being crazy enough to jump in front of a moving train (i had a chem. teacher who lost her leg trying to jump one)
 

MrS

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wow, that was pretty crazy.
 

PleasureKing

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spider_007 said:
Stupidity if you ask me.

Looking at that video, i'd bet money (after watching the vid, of him braging) that the guy triped and fell inbetween the rails as he was trying to get the other guy out of the way.....

20 inches (fvcking thight if you ask me) -pure luck.

I still give him credit for being crazy enough to jump in front of a moving train (i had a chem. teacher who lost her leg trying to jump one)
cmon stupid? the fact that he jumped showed some huge balls!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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