A heist would be fun

[iwanttofight]

I love watching action movies, especially movies that center around a heist. Such movies as Heat, The Score, The usual Suspects, The Town, and so on.

I think it would be soo fun to be in a heist. Can you only imagine. Driving around in a $100,000 dollar car, wearing Armani suits, talking like Robert Dinero. Then you plan an elaborate scheme to inherit a Picasso painting from an art museum that's worth 100 million dollars. Then you get the best spy equipment possible from some guy named Dominick. You spend 1 month casing the joint while smoking cuban cigars and eating cuban food across the street in your big body Benz. Then the night finally comes and you use your black mission impossible suit and infared night vision goggles. You have a nerdy but trustworthy computer hacker hack the mainframe of the art museum to bypass all the surveillance equipment. You confidently get in and out of the art museum without a glitch with painting in hand. Then you sell the painting to the Russians for 80 milllion dollars.

Im not saying I would do it or anything. Don't get that idea. I'm just saying that it would be one hell of a ride!

What you Don Juan's think?

 

[search1ng]

real life sucks ay

 

[Vice]

What you Don Juan's think?

I think that regurgitating Dane Cook jokes is one of the lamest things a guy can do.

 

[FairShake]

Of course, that's why the Grand Theft Auto video games are so popular.

I imagine heisting has gone the way of video tape rental store owner in terms of making money though. I don't know how it is overseas but her in America the arrest rate for bank robberies is second only to murder. The quality of security has risen so much that non-violent robbery is next to impossible. The penalties are severe too so not only will you likely be caught but you will suffer severely when you do.

If you want to be a scumbag knucklehead dirtball criminal I highly recommend drug dealing (especially prescriptions), financial crimes/identity theft, or computer crimes/phishing. The scumbag knucklehead dirtballs that I know (and that I snitch on when the time comes) tend to do those nowadays.