"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A glorious day for Canada, and the world.

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What a great Canada day present. Happy Canada Day Canuks. Here's hoping a similar fate awaits the other two.

If that were my boy, I wouldn't rest until the other two had their heads on spikes in my front yard.

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"No one would have ever predicted or even thought that a loss of life would have resulted from a loss of a phone." Steeves said.

London police are now searching for 2 black males believed to be between 18 and 21 years old.
Mohab Sultany Sultan.... couldn't be a muslim now could it?

Kid was stupid to confront them head on. Should have followed them around and picked them off one by one. I don't think parents are teaching their kids any street skills anymore. Instead of a curriculum focusing on providing 12 genders and homosexual sex ed information, we should be focusing on self defense skills, hostile cultural awareness and street smarts.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"Street skills" are considered violence, and every school I know of has a "zero-tolerance" policy regarding violence. They tell kids that if someone attacks them at school, if they fight back to defend themselves at all, then they will be punished just as much as their attacker. They tell kids to just take the beating and cry for a teacher to save them.

School shootings, in military terms, are "near ambushes." It's a shooter within hand grenade range. There are near ambushes and far. In the event of a far ambush, the Army protocol is for everyone to drop and take cover. But in a near ambush, FM 7-8, the field manual for Infantry, instructs soldiers to rush a near ambush. Because that's what works. If everyone runs at the shooter, he can only pick off one or two before getting tackled and subdued.

But for a near ambush in a school, we don't teach kids what works, which is rushing the shooter. We teach them to lay there and let themselves be killed, because defending themselves would involve violence, and we all know violence is wrong. The right thing to do is just lay down and die without ever fighting back.
 
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