"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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A GIRL that will Never Say 'No' to Sex..LOL

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Gangster Of Love

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I'm glad you found what you were searching for.
 

Play the Game

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Now if they could only make her move and stuff, then there'd be no need for a gf. :crackup:

Imagine, your gf says: no sex for you!
Fine honey, the doll is better at sex than you anyway.

*Whips out doll and has sex with it in bed while gf watches and gets extremely turned on and jealous*

Best part is, since it's a robot it ain't cheating.... Reminds me of the movie AI.
 

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Wow, I didn't know they made dolls like that. That is part hillarious, and part creepy. I'm too busy banging real women to know stuff like that exists. I'm sure there are some sci-fi conventions where heated debate ensues over who's hotter, Britney or Jenny. Anna Mae I'm sure would have some followers too. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I saw a documentary on a certain free-to-air tv station in Australia that plays a lot of foreign content - about a Japanese guy who had literally realdolls stacked up in his apartment :D.

He claims to have "done" all of them at one time or another, and there's even a disturbingly cartoon-ish schoolgirl-ish one which he takes photos of, in the park.

Strangely enough, him taking photos of the doll was one of the most disturbing parts. Before he goes outside he takes off her head and puts it in a bag. Then he puts her body in a big zip-type bodybag and wheels it outside...
 
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