SuperChillies
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
A GIRL that will Never Say 'No' to Sex..LOL
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
I'm glad you found what you were searching for.
Play the Game
Master Don Juan
Now if they could only make her move and stuff, then there'd be no need for a gf. :crackup:
Imagine, your gf says: no sex for you!
Fine honey, the doll is better at sex than you anyway.
*Whips out doll and has sex with it in bed while gf watches and gets extremely turned on and jealous*
Best part is, since it's a robot it ain't cheating.... Reminds me of the movie AI.
Imagine, your gf says: no sex for you!
Fine honey, the doll is better at sex than you anyway.
*Whips out doll and has sex with it in bed while gf watches and gets extremely turned on and jealous*
Best part is, since it's a robot it ain't cheating.... Reminds me of the movie AI.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
There was already a thread about this some time ago
ConantheLibertarian
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Wow, I didn't know they made dolls like that. That is part hillarious, and part creepy. I'm too busy banging real women to know stuff like that exists. I'm sure there are some sci-fi conventions where heated debate ensues over who's hotter, Britney or Jenny. Anna Mae I'm sure would have some followers too. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Master Don Juan
I saw a documentary on a certain free-to-air tv station in Australia that plays a lot of foreign content - about a Japanese guy who had literally realdolls stacked up in his apartment 
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He claims to have "done" all of them at one time or another, and there's even a disturbingly cartoon-ish schoolgirl-ish one which he takes photos of, in the park.
Strangely enough, him taking photos of the doll was one of the most disturbing parts. Before he goes outside he takes off her head and puts it in a bag. Then he puts her body in a big zip-type bodybag and wheels it outside...
.He claims to have "done" all of them at one time or another, and there's even a disturbingly cartoon-ish schoolgirl-ish one which he takes photos of, in the park.
Strangely enough, him taking photos of the doll was one of the most disturbing parts. Before he goes outside he takes off her head and puts it in a bag. Then he puts her body in a big zip-type bodybag and wheels it outside...