"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A girl that rejected me a while ago...

lazikia

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A girl that rejected me a while ago still looks at me when I pass her even though I clearly ignore her and have definitely moved on past her rejection. Why is she doing this? It's hard to ignore a girl who IOD'd me previously when she's the one glancing at me first. Could she really be interested or is she worried that I might rape her?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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DonGorgon

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lazikia said:
A girl that rejected me a while ago still looks at me when I pass her even though I clearly ignore her and have definitely moved on past her rejection. Why is she doing this? It's hard to ignore a girl who IOD'd me previously when she's the one glancing at me first. Could she really be interested or is she worried that I might rape her?
She wants you to keep chasing so she can tell her friend how many time she has rejected you but you keep trying cause she is oh soo fine..
 

sherineo

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you know what...I have been that guy...and you don't want to be him.

She rejected me thrice. Respect yourself Man.
 
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