"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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a girl is coming over soon. what now

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moneyisking

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i had one of life's easiest hook up.

i was waiting in line for sandwich and this girl saw my pierced ear.

she negged about my ear piece and i gamed her back.

afterwards, she said she will come by my room to give me an earring.

i said ok and gave her my room number. this was the easiest time i had

having a girl over. btw, what would be the most DJ like thing to do here?

keep it cool and tell her that you're tired so you would like to hang out later

and get her number, or bring her in and try to fvck her? i am not really sure

about this incident. usually when girl comes into my place, i invite her in

first, and the nature and the "watching movie" takes on to something else,

but this time, it's different so help out here please
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Energizer

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Don't plan this, just go with your gut feeling as things unfold. :up:
 
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mikeymic

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yes yes gut feeling but if it gets dull dissmiss her quickly tell her you hate to run but you gotta hang with your boy down the street lol. get her number and name if you missed that of course. good luck
 
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yes yes gut feeling but if it gets dull dissmiss her quickly tell her you hate to run but you gotta hang with your boy down the street lol. get her number and name if you missed that of course. good luck
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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