Aiight peep the scenery...
So im at work and going about business as usual. I work in a clothing store fyi. Well i see this kid i know and i go talk to him, well he mentions that this fine HB 8 was with him, but in another store.
Well this new prospect excites me. A few moments later she arrives, sporting a big smile yelling out my name and giving me a nice hug, (when the hug was ending i sort of caressed the exposed skin on her side very subtly.
So we're talking, i neg hit her a couple times and she is "Oh so what do they pay you to do here?" and i replied with "They pay me to pimp all the women" and she started laughing and was like "Yeah they probably do" and then she complimented me.
So we talk a few minutes more and im just being complete Don Juan stile. She then asks me for my phone number, so i grab her a pen and paper and give it to her. So she will probably hollar at me soon. Im not really thinkin about it much, whatever happens happens. Wurd.
My game was on today, one of my coworkers, this HB 8 who is a model was working with me today. So we talk, and BS and heres some of the lines i dropped,
- I gave her a piece of gum earlier, unable to think of a witty remark instead of the lame "what will you give me for it" i just kind of smirked and gave it to her, and said she owed me. Well then she walks up openmouthed, pointing into her mouth. I was confused and started walking away, then she stops me and is like "I want a piece of gum" and i was like "Oh really, i thought u wanted something else in your mouth" And we shared a laugh.
-Later in the night she is near me straightening some sh1t, she pulls out a shirt and is like "this doesnt go here, where does it go" and i was like "sh1t i dunno" and she tries handing it to me, i decline and she keeps trying, then she finally throws it towards me, it lands in front of my feet.
So i walk on the other side an put something away, she is like "Pick it up ;P, put it away" I was like "no you did it" she is like "be a man" and i was like "yeah be a man and take orders from a women, right" then i just laughed an walked past, and i coulda swore i saw like a wierd smile on her face or some sh1t, i didnt get a good look.
Also there were some customers and this dude is asking for a measuring tape so he can measure these glass bricks that we have on display, they are used for like shower window and sh1t like that. Well he is like an older aged, funny type guy. He says "hey lookin thru these us old folk may look pretty good!" and i replied "Yeah the glass prolly has to be pretty thick though" and everyone around bursted out laughing, giving me mad props on the joke.
Anyway maybe you just had to be there, but my brain was on point today. maybe because i didnt smoke any weed... ?!?!??!
So im at work and going about business as usual. I work in a clothing store fyi. Well i see this kid i know and i go talk to him, well he mentions that this fine HB 8 was with him, but in another store.
Well this new prospect excites me. A few moments later she arrives, sporting a big smile yelling out my name and giving me a nice hug, (when the hug was ending i sort of caressed the exposed skin on her side very subtly.
So we're talking, i neg hit her a couple times and she is "Oh so what do they pay you to do here?" and i replied with "They pay me to pimp all the women" and she started laughing and was like "Yeah they probably do" and then she complimented me.
So we talk a few minutes more and im just being complete Don Juan stile. She then asks me for my phone number, so i grab her a pen and paper and give it to her. So she will probably hollar at me soon. Im not really thinkin about it much, whatever happens happens. Wurd.
My game was on today, one of my coworkers, this HB 8 who is a model was working with me today. So we talk, and BS and heres some of the lines i dropped,
- I gave her a piece of gum earlier, unable to think of a witty remark instead of the lame "what will you give me for it" i just kind of smirked and gave it to her, and said she owed me. Well then she walks up openmouthed, pointing into her mouth. I was confused and started walking away, then she stops me and is like "I want a piece of gum" and i was like "Oh really, i thought u wanted something else in your mouth" And we shared a laugh.
-Later in the night she is near me straightening some sh1t, she pulls out a shirt and is like "this doesnt go here, where does it go" and i was like "sh1t i dunno" and she tries handing it to me, i decline and she keeps trying, then she finally throws it towards me, it lands in front of my feet.
So i walk on the other side an put something away, she is like "Pick it up ;P, put it away" I was like "no you did it" she is like "be a man" and i was like "yeah be a man and take orders from a women, right" then i just laughed an walked past, and i coulda swore i saw like a wierd smile on her face or some sh1t, i didnt get a good look.
Also there were some customers and this dude is asking for a measuring tape so he can measure these glass bricks that we have on display, they are used for like shower window and sh1t like that. Well he is like an older aged, funny type guy. He says "hey lookin thru these us old folk may look pretty good!" and i replied "Yeah the glass prolly has to be pretty thick though" and everyone around bursted out laughing, giving me mad props on the joke.
Anyway maybe you just had to be there, but my brain was on point today. maybe because i didnt smoke any weed... ?!?!??!
