a funny msn convo(long read)

[BLUEox117]

i thought it weas funny so i thought id share
obviously its edited to take names out cause they too long
hope u enjoy, if not, then have a good day.
it all happened today so she basically just kept coming back.
her: hiya
me:wutsup
her:while a was in the shower a thought of a way that a could make itm up to u
her:*i
me:u took a webcam into the shower
me:?
her:no
me:well
me:then u cant make it up
her:lol have u had cyber b4

her:have u had cyber sex b4
me:no my penis wont fit in the cd rom
her:lol
her:u dont do that
her:do u know wat to do
me:i tried the floppy too
me:it wont
me:fit
her:no but du u know wat to do

me:i really dont know of any other way to insert my penis in my computer
me:so its hard to have cybersex
her:no u dont inasert ure penis into the com
me:u dont
her:no
me:dont i feel embarrased

her:dont b

me:i really dont want to have sex with my computer
me:i prefer people
me:cybersex isnt for me
her:lol

me:seems im gona have to take new pictures
me:no one saves my old ones
her:lol
me:i mean
me:i got 1 picture before
me:but i forget from who
me:and it was on another comp
her:lol
me:so u still have to nmake it up to me
her:do u want to cyber
her:all u have to do is tell the person wat ure goin 2 do to them
her:so do u want to
me:ya sure, lets meet somewhere
me:then we can cyber
her:no
me:whats the fun in that
her:neva mind

me:whats so fun about cyber
me:?
her:nm
tme:ell me
her:u dont meet up to cyber
me:ya but then u dont get to touch
mer to feel
her:boys !
me:what about boys
her:there nuts
me: lol
me:what about their nuts
her:there mad a meant
meh
me:what are they so angry about ?
her:nm
me:lol
me:so how come your'e punching the camera in your picture
her:no a was doin an impression of the crazy frog
me:hahaha
me:what crazy frog
her:nm
me:lol
me:y dont u wanna talk anymo
her:lol

her:do u wanna cyber
her:just say yes or no pleaz
me:why do u want it so much
her:do u or dont u
me:id love to in real person
her:do u or dont u
her:am just askin
her:G2G BYE
her:do u like me
her:?????

me:in what way
her:in general
me:you really want cyber
me:i duno
her:not any more
her:g2g bye talk 2 you 2mmoro


her:hiya
her:hiya
her:r u still up 4 cyber
me:hey u really are horny or something
her:yip
me:hey i got an idea
her:wat
me:ill masturbate on webcam
me:and you ll me what your doing to me
herk
her:kk
me:hold on
her:kk
me:gotta get set up and oiled up
her:lol wat age r u again
me:17
her:kl
her:r u ready yet

(more on the way)

 

[Happiness Renewed]

Thats just not what we in the sosuave community call funny.

 

[BLUEox117]

Originally posted by Happiness Renewed
Thats just not what we in the sosuave community call funny.

i didnt wanna be rude, but to translate what i wrote,
have a good day = keep your opinion to yourself.

its funny all the negative guys go on the self help forums isnt it ?

 

[Alpha Male]

I like the bit where you talk about the disk drive lol That drove her nuts.

 

[BLUEox117]

Originally posted by Alpha Male
I like the bit where you talk about the disk drive lol That drove her nuts.

thank you for a positive post

do u have any convos you would like to share

 

[Alpha Male]

hehe, I'll save the next really funny one for you

 

[BLUEox117]

Originally posted by Alpha Male
hehe, I'll save the next really funny one for you

score

 

[BLUEox117]

me: almost
me:hold on i have to take a call
me: brb
her: k


her:hiya where did u go
me:im back
her:a was guted r u still up 4 it
me:guted?
her:sad
meh lol
me:sorry im canadian
her:sorry
me:i forgive you
her:i forgive you 2
me:im not sorry tho
me:its just a token word
her

her:r u still goiny do the webcam
her:????
her:wats ure real name
me:zol
her:zol?
me:im greg
her:kl jennifer
me:im sorta busy now
her:awww
me:lets talk later
her:a hv 2 go off in 20 pleaz well b quick
me:i wont be back by then
me:see u later
her:bubi xxx

 

[Alpha Male]

lol how far apart are you two while this is going on?

 

[BLUEox117]

Originally posted by Alpha Male
lol how far apart are you two while this is going on?

what u mean, how far apart?
its msn i never met her
(btw thats why its funny "happily renewed")

 

[alphawolfx]

make sure she's not a man...

hahaha accuse her of that

 

[BLUEox117]

Originally posted by alphawolfx
make sure she's not a man...

hahaha accuse her of that

sure y not, by the way im gonna make my camera real blurry and gonna masturbate a banana lol.

 

[WBAFC]

BTW someone tiped me off this person was ****ed in the head so I started the convo in an agressive way.

#### Jake(1) enters the room ####

#### hailey(2) enters the room ####
Authorization in process. Please wait a few more seconds.
Authorization complete... You are now ready to chat.
Jake(1)
Is your bro there
hailey(2)
what are you wearing
Jake(1)
hey
hailey(2)
can he talk to you
Jake(1)
no
hailey(2)
he has gone out
Jake(1)
haha
Jake(1)
that is the exact same line you used last time
hailey(2)
what are you wearing
Jake(1)
which is also why you use it so quickly
Jake(1)
I can't believe how ****ed in the head you are
Jake(1)
seriously
Jake(1)
It's ****ing hilarious how retarded you
hailey(2)
he wants to get with you
Jake(1)
I mean do you honestly think posing as a girl is going to get you some innocent, smart, hot , young guy
Jake(1)
like myself
Jake(1)
who you are trying to take advantage of
hailey(2)
how odl are you
Jake(1)
jeez what the **** is wrong with you old man
Jake(1)
haha
hailey(2)
hey i am only 27 i have a disability you see
Jake(1)
that justifies it of coarse
hailey(2)
i have cerebal paulsy
Jake(1)
haha
hailey(2)
no it is the truth
Jake(1)
and you deserve it in my opinion
Jake(1)
seriously
haileys ****(2)
come on please be nice to me i walk funny
Jake(1)
you can't do that ****
haileys ****(2)
come on please talk nice to me
Jake(1)
and now you're doing the old please have sympathy for routine
Jake(1)
and let me tell you it's never made me so ****ing hot, I want to suck your **** right now.
hailey(2)
really?
Jake(1)
**** no
Jake(1)
look let me give you a word of advice
hailey(2)
ok sure
Jake(1)
buy your local porn magazine
Jake(1)
and ring up the gay sex line number
Jake(1)
because this **** is wack
hailey(2)
i am striahgt
hailey(2)
i am straight
Jake(1)
haha
Jake(1)
then why do you use the line my bi brother
hailey(2)
can i get with you
Jake(1)
knowing the fact that I'm a guy
Jake(1)
and now your saying your straight
Jake(1)
Ishould report you to the police
hailey(2)
you see the chicks just laugh at me and i cant get a

root like people like you

#### hailey(2) leaves the room ####

This conversation later inspired what I call the cerebal paulsy routine.

--Cut mid convo-----
Jake says:
a powerpuff girl
Jake says:

madyson-i love you corey says:
y?
madyson-i love you corey says:
am i fat?
Jake says:
I have no idea what the **** that came from
madyson-i love you corey says:
lol
madyson-i love you corey says:
puff lol
Jake says:
*quickly hides the joint*
madyson-i love you corey says:
lol
madyson-i love you corey says:
haha
madyson-i love you corey says:
no seriously
madyson-i love you corey says:
a/s/l
Jake says:

madyson-i love you corey says:
just tel me plz
Jake says:
ok ok alright
Jake says:
fine
Jake says:
jeezus
Jake says:
70 year old man who lives in Texas and likes to talk to innocent young girls such as yourself.
madyson-i love you corey says:
you ****ing perv //WTF is she retarded
Jake says:
look I can't help it I have cerebal paulsy
Jake says:
My legs don't work properly //now that I've started I might as well finish
Jake says:
I can't perform like most people
madyson-i love you corey says:
omg....
Jake says:
ARGHGHGHG, there's spasming, they are having a spasm right now. ARGHGHG my ****ING LEGS *****. Does this turn you on?
Jake says:
please talk dirty to me
madyson-i love you corey says:
omg...... how bout not
madyson-i love you corey says:
you sick ****

Hmm maybe my CP needs a bit more work to attract chicks .

 

[Alpha Male]

ROFL that's some screwed up sh*t

 

[BLUEox117]

Originally posted by WBAFC
BTW someone tiped me off this person was ****ed in the .

hey im confused
in the first convo hailey is the scrwed up old man and in the second jake is the scrwed up old man?

wich one are tyoyu in eah convo ?

 

[WBAFC]

In the second one it was a ****ing joke by me. Inspired by that previous conversation.

 

[BLUEox117]

Originally posted by WBAFC
In the second one it was a ****ing joke by me. Inspired by that previous conversation.

sweet bro, share more