Hi everybody, I'd like to post a few things I came up with this morning during a boring High School class. I'm a senior and I will be out of High School within a few months, so I hope these will help some freshman Don Juans.
Most tips will probably be known to everybody, but whatever. Let it be just a reminder.
1. In your freshman year, try to get to know as many people in your grade as possible. DON'T try to be popular, just struggle to meet new people everyday.
2. NEVER EVER try to impress other people, expecially older guys. If you are a freshman, you may think they are friendly to you, but they understand you're just trying to impress them and will treat you as their bìtch.
3. When someone asks about your grade, don't lie. If you are good, say something like "I do pretty well", if you aren't, just say "let's talk about something else, pal" with a wink. No girl will ever dump you because of your good/bad grades.
4. NEVER EVER complain about your flaws. Don't joke about them either. Just try to correct them. Remember other people won't be able to do anything to help you correct them, so why asking them to criticize?
5. Don't ask suggestions about how to dress for a party, you'll come out as pathetic. Nobody actually gives a shìt about the way YOU dress. When they make fun of your clothes, they are actually making fun of your personality.
6. Everybody says "Walk straight". That's good, but don't look like a mannequinne. Don't stick out your arms, like you have big lats. Don't walk excessively slowly, just don't bother with the way you walk. Relax and move your legs forth and back.
7. If you are skinny, bulk up for the sake of God. Don't worry about getting TOO huge, because much likely it's not going to happen while you still are in High School: your metabolism is just way too fast when you're a skinny freshman. Don't worry about squats preventing you from growing, it's been proven they will make you grow faster, if any.
8. Get good muscles overall your body. Don't just train your arms and chest. The part that most girls look at is the butt. This should give you some inspiration for a bunch of Heavy Squats.
9. Keep your bodyfat low, otherwise, expecially if you're under 5'11, you will look like a brick of walls when you get past a certain point.
10. If you are a funny/party guy, you're lucky, but don't talk the whole fùcking time. Stiffler may look cool in American Pie, but in real life he'd look as a loudmouth chatbox. Lots of people are too tired because of homework/tests/sports/drugs/whatever to hear someone constantly saying bullshìt, no matter how funny his jokes are.
11. Don't let anybody disrespect you. Be funny and outgoing, but as soon as somebody drops too heavy of a line towards you, get serious and say "Ok, that was definately NOT funny, get some fresh air".
12. Don't try to stand out as a freak. Distinguish yourself from the "crowd", but don't be one of those freaks that dress themselves as clowns to let people know they "just don't care". Just be yourself.
13. Don't spend your whole time with girls. Remember that your happiness is not determined by how many ladies are in love with you, but how much fun you're able to get. Have fun with your buddies too.
14. Don't think you are a professional comedian. Nobody pays you to be humorist 24/7, so it's ok to make funny remarks, but just when they come to your mind by themselves. NEVER EVER try to come up with something funny.
15. If you are a freshman at a party, don't be the pùssy who sits by himself because he's too scared to drink some alcohol or to smoke some weed. Remember that most likely you are going to try them anyway before you hit your 20s and you'll feel a lot more awkward when you are the only senior who has never smoked/drunk anything.
16. Don't get too wasted either. NEVER EVER strive to be the highest one or the most drunk at a party. It may look cool to you while under the influence of some substance, but people will just make fun of you.
17. Have friends outside your school.
18. Be able to hang out with different crowds on friday nights. Don't stick to one only group every week.
19. On mondays, don't talk constantly about the fun you had with your pals during the weekend. Instead, ask other people about their friday/saturday night.
20. Don't ask permission to your peers for any reason.
I'm tired of typing, but I'll probably add something later.
Most tips will probably be known to everybody, but whatever. Let it be just a reminder.
1. In your freshman year, try to get to know as many people in your grade as possible. DON'T try to be popular, just struggle to meet new people everyday.
2. NEVER EVER try to impress other people, expecially older guys. If you are a freshman, you may think they are friendly to you, but they understand you're just trying to impress them and will treat you as their bìtch.
3. When someone asks about your grade, don't lie. If you are good, say something like "I do pretty well", if you aren't, just say "let's talk about something else, pal" with a wink. No girl will ever dump you because of your good/bad grades.
4. NEVER EVER complain about your flaws. Don't joke about them either. Just try to correct them. Remember other people won't be able to do anything to help you correct them, so why asking them to criticize?
5. Don't ask suggestions about how to dress for a party, you'll come out as pathetic. Nobody actually gives a shìt about the way YOU dress. When they make fun of your clothes, they are actually making fun of your personality.
6. Everybody says "Walk straight". That's good, but don't look like a mannequinne. Don't stick out your arms, like you have big lats. Don't walk excessively slowly, just don't bother with the way you walk. Relax and move your legs forth and back.
7. If you are skinny, bulk up for the sake of God. Don't worry about getting TOO huge, because much likely it's not going to happen while you still are in High School: your metabolism is just way too fast when you're a skinny freshman. Don't worry about squats preventing you from growing, it's been proven they will make you grow faster, if any.
8. Get good muscles overall your body. Don't just train your arms and chest. The part that most girls look at is the butt. This should give you some inspiration for a bunch of Heavy Squats.
9. Keep your bodyfat low, otherwise, expecially if you're under 5'11, you will look like a brick of walls when you get past a certain point.
10. If you are a funny/party guy, you're lucky, but don't talk the whole fùcking time. Stiffler may look cool in American Pie, but in real life he'd look as a loudmouth chatbox. Lots of people are too tired because of homework/tests/sports/drugs/whatever to hear someone constantly saying bullshìt, no matter how funny his jokes are.
11. Don't let anybody disrespect you. Be funny and outgoing, but as soon as somebody drops too heavy of a line towards you, get serious and say "Ok, that was definately NOT funny, get some fresh air".
12. Don't try to stand out as a freak. Distinguish yourself from the "crowd", but don't be one of those freaks that dress themselves as clowns to let people know they "just don't care". Just be yourself.
13. Don't spend your whole time with girls. Remember that your happiness is not determined by how many ladies are in love with you, but how much fun you're able to get. Have fun with your buddies too.
14. Don't think you are a professional comedian. Nobody pays you to be humorist 24/7, so it's ok to make funny remarks, but just when they come to your mind by themselves. NEVER EVER try to come up with something funny.
15. If you are a freshman at a party, don't be the pùssy who sits by himself because he's too scared to drink some alcohol or to smoke some weed. Remember that most likely you are going to try them anyway before you hit your 20s and you'll feel a lot more awkward when you are the only senior who has never smoked/drunk anything.
16. Don't get too wasted either. NEVER EVER strive to be the highest one or the most drunk at a party. It may look cool to you while under the influence of some substance, but people will just make fun of you.
17. Have friends outside your school.
18. Be able to hang out with different crowds on friday nights. Don't stick to one only group every week.
19. On mondays, don't talk constantly about the fun you had with your pals during the weekend. Instead, ask other people about their friday/saturday night.
20. Don't ask permission to your peers for any reason.
I'm tired of typing, but I'll probably add something later.
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