hey guys!
hope everyone is working their voodoo and getting lots-a-boob and
taco!
I have a few questions I need answered by the pros (you guys), so if
you will....
1) is there any way to keep yourself from falling in love?
as the bad asses we are, it not uncommon to get bored of all the
chicks with standard personalities we deal with, regardless of how
hot they are. but when one finds a hottie who has confidence, wit,
an AMAZING flirt sense, and is cool with her sexuality, he
understands that she is rare and starts to... well, you know..
its not like I treat her differently from any other girl, I still drive her
crazy (calling her by my dog's name and then denying it, etc.), so
there's no chance of going limp.
2) are there any 'universal ethics' that should be practiced as DJs?
would you guys ever **** a married mother of two?
3) what if she was eight years older than you? i'm 22.
4) and didnt know it? (****!)
5) if your older sister used to work with her, but isnt in contact with
her, would you guys still take the risk?
6) lets say you know a not-as-hot-as-your-standard chick, who really
really likes you, ends up introducing you to one of her hot friends,
who also ends up wanting to be in the picture (I'm guessing from all
of the psychobabble she's heard)...would you go for the kill knowing
that the troll with a big heart will find out?
7) do girls say that, "ive never met anyone like you" line a lot?
8) do the americans on this forum find it hard to pick up homeland
girls?
I was born and raised in the states, and got into the DJ art abroad,
where I've been living for six years. It was a challenge with generally
conservative society I found myself in, but definately worth the
climb.
I'm back in the states for the first time since then, and DAMN! its so
****ing easy! I mean, everything is an oppurtunity here!
where I live, if youre walking down a side walk, and a girl is walking
in the opposite direction towards you, she won't make eye contact at
all. ice queens, guys, damn ice queens. but here, in the states, they
glance at you (its natural adn normal here, pretty much accepted)
and pretty much open the doors for interaction.
i usually say something like,
"that's gonna cost you" pointing my finger and acting like a cop.
"caught red-handed" shaking my head
"pshh..you too?! whats wrong with this country!?"
"I can read minds... and I'm gonna tell on you."
pretty lame ****... and it works! I gathered that its the EXCITING,
not fun, humourous, bad boy attitude that gets them.
I havent been to any clubs yet, mainly because I just got here and
I'm staying with conservative people, but I have been to The Coffee
Bean - its a pretty chill place. I did a routine over there and I know
it will work at a club, maybe not the attention grabber part, but
everything else will.
since its a kinda quietish place, I usually start joking with my
friends and making them die in laughter. this, along with my body
language, puts me in a desired light. I notice a group of chicks and
a hot ass burnette with dark green eyes. Its obvious I have their
attention as well.
I split the group up, where one guy stays with me (an uninformed
wing) and the others go sit down. I order and I blurt out, "all women
do it" and continue, giving the impression like I KNOW what I'm
talking about and then I make eye spreaded eye contact with the
group of chicks.
I laugh at them (like that "what a cute stupid thing to do" kinda
chuckle) and hten turn to my friend and say in a strong voice, "see
what I mean?"
I grab my order and walk past them giving playful eye contact in
silince. a couple of them giggle and its on. "youre not getting away
with that!" and I go with my friend to the table where the others are
sitting at, drop off the goop-drinks, and head back. there still
looking. I find myself walking alone! where the **** is my wing?
argh.
LEARN TO BACK STROKE IN SOCIAL PRESSURE.
i cant stress this enough. when youre a man, people will look at
you, a lot of people. and thats what was happening.
as I got to them, I say "So..." in a deep voice and smile with my eyes
and sit down. I ask them their names and tell them about how I just
got here and bla bla stuff. I flirt, mind ****, confuse, and sweep ALL
of them, including my target. they told me they over heard the "all
girls do it" thing and ask about it. I bust onthem for being so nosey
and they come back to it.
"thats guy talk"
"there's guy talk?!"
"well, they sure know how to keep it a secret! dont tell anyone I told
you guys. I spank." and I turned around and left.
"hey wait!"
"gotta get back to my friends! come join us if you want." and I kept
walking. I sat with my friends and they were like, "WTF?!" I told
them what was up and looked over at the girls, some were looking
back and smiling. I put my finger over my lips in the "sshhh" motion
and they giggled. they got up and started to make their way over to
us and my pack started to choke.
"if all women knew that you could make them *** and worshipped
you, how would you act? keep up." i mumbled.
the girls came and sat with us. the whole time I was joking with my
friends and giving the girls a third of my attention. this loosened the
tension.
I threw in games, teasing, story telling and "hidden joke
telling"(between my friends and I) to intrigue the girls, and lots of
kino. about 20 minutes of this and they were so into us.
not to bag on any of you out there, but I literally decked the
american pop culture, and trashed the idea of how everything is
criticised as "gay" over there. this really showed them something.
my target got up with her friend to go to the bathroom and I got up
to get something else. I just talked to the cashier for a bit until they
got out. we looked at each other and I did the "shhh" thing again.
they laughed even harder and the cashier freaked out and they
came over.
I grabbed my target's friends hand.
"did you guys have fun in there?" I said to the target, hinting and
some awesome lesbian sex.
they laughed and in that, i put my hadn around her waisted, still
holding the other's hand and walked back to the table. everyone
was engaged in deep raport. my friends caught on to the attitude,
and the "wing" was like, "we gotta get going...still need to cook that
dinner."
**** yes!
i got up and number closed a couple of the girls and the guys did
the same, then I asked them how their culinary skills are.
"let me teach you something then." I said and we all went to the
store (im such a romantic. LOL) to get some ingredients and went
back to my friend's place and it was history.
this proved a few points for me and my friends:
1) **** the ideas that were planted in you that stunt your success.
who were the first to say them?
2) if you want quality chicks, dress with quality.
3) dont feel dumb for looking like a show off, its exciting for girls if
its done right.
4) act like the toughest **** in the room with your body. thats the
difference between the soldier and the exciting bad ass. girls like
other guys to be intimidated by you.
5) dont ever trust a girl you just met with your uncooked food.
for those who know me, this is definately going down in the book!
please, if you can, answer my questions.
hope everyone is working their voodoo and getting lots-a-boob and
taco!
I have a few questions I need answered by the pros (you guys), so if
you will....
1) is there any way to keep yourself from falling in love?
as the bad asses we are, it not uncommon to get bored of all the
chicks with standard personalities we deal with, regardless of how
hot they are. but when one finds a hottie who has confidence, wit,
an AMAZING flirt sense, and is cool with her sexuality, he
understands that she is rare and starts to... well, you know..
its not like I treat her differently from any other girl, I still drive her
crazy (calling her by my dog's name and then denying it, etc.), so
there's no chance of going limp.
2) are there any 'universal ethics' that should be practiced as DJs?
would you guys ever **** a married mother of two?
3) what if she was eight years older than you? i'm 22.
4) and didnt know it? (****!)
5) if your older sister used to work with her, but isnt in contact with
her, would you guys still take the risk?
6) lets say you know a not-as-hot-as-your-standard chick, who really
really likes you, ends up introducing you to one of her hot friends,
who also ends up wanting to be in the picture (I'm guessing from all
of the psychobabble she's heard)...would you go for the kill knowing
that the troll with a big heart will find out?
7) do girls say that, "ive never met anyone like you" line a lot?
8) do the americans on this forum find it hard to pick up homeland
girls?
I was born and raised in the states, and got into the DJ art abroad,
where I've been living for six years. It was a challenge with generally
conservative society I found myself in, but definately worth the
climb.
I'm back in the states for the first time since then, and DAMN! its so
****ing easy! I mean, everything is an oppurtunity here!
where I live, if youre walking down a side walk, and a girl is walking
in the opposite direction towards you, she won't make eye contact at
all. ice queens, guys, damn ice queens. but here, in the states, they
glance at you (its natural adn normal here, pretty much accepted)
and pretty much open the doors for interaction.
i usually say something like,
"that's gonna cost you" pointing my finger and acting like a cop.
"caught red-handed" shaking my head
"pshh..you too?! whats wrong with this country!?"
"I can read minds... and I'm gonna tell on you."
pretty lame ****... and it works! I gathered that its the EXCITING,
not fun, humourous, bad boy attitude that gets them.
I havent been to any clubs yet, mainly because I just got here and
I'm staying with conservative people, but I have been to The Coffee
Bean - its a pretty chill place. I did a routine over there and I know
it will work at a club, maybe not the attention grabber part, but
everything else will.
since its a kinda quietish place, I usually start joking with my
friends and making them die in laughter. this, along with my body
language, puts me in a desired light. I notice a group of chicks and
a hot ass burnette with dark green eyes. Its obvious I have their
attention as well.
I split the group up, where one guy stays with me (an uninformed
wing) and the others go sit down. I order and I blurt out, "all women
do it" and continue, giving the impression like I KNOW what I'm
talking about and then I make eye spreaded eye contact with the
group of chicks.
I laugh at them (like that "what a cute stupid thing to do" kinda
chuckle) and hten turn to my friend and say in a strong voice, "see
what I mean?"
I grab my order and walk past them giving playful eye contact in
silince. a couple of them giggle and its on. "youre not getting away
with that!" and I go with my friend to the table where the others are
sitting at, drop off the goop-drinks, and head back. there still
looking. I find myself walking alone! where the **** is my wing?
argh.
LEARN TO BACK STROKE IN SOCIAL PRESSURE.
i cant stress this enough. when youre a man, people will look at
you, a lot of people. and thats what was happening.
as I got to them, I say "So..." in a deep voice and smile with my eyes
and sit down. I ask them their names and tell them about how I just
got here and bla bla stuff. I flirt, mind ****, confuse, and sweep ALL
of them, including my target. they told me they over heard the "all
girls do it" thing and ask about it. I bust onthem for being so nosey
and they come back to it.
"thats guy talk"
"there's guy talk?!"
"well, they sure know how to keep it a secret! dont tell anyone I told
you guys. I spank." and I turned around and left.
"hey wait!"
"gotta get back to my friends! come join us if you want." and I kept
walking. I sat with my friends and they were like, "WTF?!" I told
them what was up and looked over at the girls, some were looking
back and smiling. I put my finger over my lips in the "sshhh" motion
and they giggled. they got up and started to make their way over to
us and my pack started to choke.
"if all women knew that you could make them *** and worshipped
you, how would you act? keep up." i mumbled.
the girls came and sat with us. the whole time I was joking with my
friends and giving the girls a third of my attention. this loosened the
tension.
I threw in games, teasing, story telling and "hidden joke
telling"(between my friends and I) to intrigue the girls, and lots of
kino. about 20 minutes of this and they were so into us.
not to bag on any of you out there, but I literally decked the
american pop culture, and trashed the idea of how everything is
criticised as "gay" over there. this really showed them something.
my target got up with her friend to go to the bathroom and I got up
to get something else. I just talked to the cashier for a bit until they
got out. we looked at each other and I did the "shhh" thing again.
they laughed even harder and the cashier freaked out and they
came over.
I grabbed my target's friends hand.
"did you guys have fun in there?" I said to the target, hinting and
some awesome lesbian sex.
they laughed and in that, i put my hadn around her waisted, still
holding the other's hand and walked back to the table. everyone
was engaged in deep raport. my friends caught on to the attitude,
and the "wing" was like, "we gotta get going...still need to cook that
dinner."
**** yes!
i got up and number closed a couple of the girls and the guys did
the same, then I asked them how their culinary skills are.
"let me teach you something then." I said and we all went to the
store (im such a romantic. LOL) to get some ingredients and went
back to my friend's place and it was history.
this proved a few points for me and my friends:
1) **** the ideas that were planted in you that stunt your success.
who were the first to say them?
2) if you want quality chicks, dress with quality.
3) dont feel dumb for looking like a show off, its exciting for girls if
its done right.
4) act like the toughest **** in the room with your body. thats the
difference between the soldier and the exciting bad ass. girls like
other guys to be intimidated by you.
5) dont ever trust a girl you just met with your uncooked food.
for those who know me, this is definately going down in the book!
please, if you can, answer my questions.