Alex DeLarge
Master Don Juan
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Went sarging in the ritzy shopping districts of my city today. I wasn't in the zone and felt really insecure for some reason. Maybe it's the fact that I was out of my socioeconomic status here. (I'm well off, but this place was filled with RICH down to the "H" type of people giving me funny looks the whole time.)
Anyways, I thought up a few funny ice-breaker lines to use. I did use one in a retail shoppe when looking around for gifts for my family.
Line 1
*Go into a very nice store (Gucci, Armani, Tiffany's etc..)
*Approach the hot retail worker girl
You: "Hi, I'm new in town and just started checking out the shopping center today, I'm looking for a gift for my mother and this store looks like the right place."
HB retail worker: "All right, great! So how much are you looking to spend?"
You: (straight face) "50 cents."
Line 2
*Come out of the store
*Approach nearest HB
You: "Wow have you ever been in there? That store had terrible service!"
Her: "Why do you say that?"
You: "I went in and asked the person working what I could get for 50 cents for my mother for the holidays, and she told me to leave!"
Line 3
*Approach another HB down the street or down the mall
You: "Excuse me, I have a question for you"
Her: "Okay, what?"
You: "I went into the ____ store right over there (points). I was looking for a gift under 50 cents for my (family member) and the worker told me I was too cheap! What do you think?"
Line 4
*Approach HB in a social situation (night club, bar, party etc..)
You: "Excuse me, are you familiar with global warming?"
Her: "Yeah, why?"
You: "Well, some people say it's having a really bad effect on our climate.. But I prefer to melt the ice instead of breaking it. (extend hand for handshake) I'm ____ and you are?"
*If she says "No I don't know what global warming is"
You: "It's this process of greenhouse gasses being trapped within our atmosphere, warming up the planet and melting the polar caps. So how about I melt the ice instead of breaking it. I'm _____, and you are?"
The global warming one is kind of cheesy, but I think the cheesiness will have a comical effect on the girl and it's an original twist thrown on that "break the ice" line we've all heard before.
Enjoy!
Anyways, I thought up a few funny ice-breaker lines to use. I did use one in a retail shoppe when looking around for gifts for my family.
Line 1
*Go into a very nice store (Gucci, Armani, Tiffany's etc..)
*Approach the hot retail worker girl
You: "Hi, I'm new in town and just started checking out the shopping center today, I'm looking for a gift for my mother and this store looks like the right place."
HB retail worker: "All right, great! So how much are you looking to spend?"
You: (straight face) "50 cents."
Line 2
*Come out of the store
*Approach nearest HB
You: "Wow have you ever been in there? That store had terrible service!"
Her: "Why do you say that?"
You: "I went in and asked the person working what I could get for 50 cents for my mother for the holidays, and she told me to leave!"
Line 3
*Approach another HB down the street or down the mall
You: "Excuse me, I have a question for you"
Her: "Okay, what?"
You: "I went into the ____ store right over there (points). I was looking for a gift under 50 cents for my (family member) and the worker told me I was too cheap! What do you think?"
Line 4
*Approach HB in a social situation (night club, bar, party etc..)
You: "Excuse me, are you familiar with global warming?"
Her: "Yeah, why?"
You: "Well, some people say it's having a really bad effect on our climate.. But I prefer to melt the ice instead of breaking it. (extend hand for handshake) I'm ____ and you are?"
*If she says "No I don't know what global warming is"
You: "It's this process of greenhouse gasses being trapped within our atmosphere, warming up the planet and melting the polar caps. So how about I melt the ice instead of breaking it. I'm _____, and you are?"
The global warming one is kind of cheesy, but I think the cheesiness will have a comical effect on the girl and it's an original twist thrown on that "break the ice" line we've all heard before.
Enjoy!