"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A Fantasy Of Mine

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Think about this. Guys of course can go to the gym, dress nice, etc. Right? They are however bound, for the most part, on their natural good gooks. Women however have makeup, hair coloring, salons, heels, designer jeans, boob jobs, lipstick and all that stuff. If they are a turd, they can be polished in other words. For 90 days, I would like to see them all wipe that sh!t off their faces, close the salons, put a moritorium on plastic surgery and make them go totally natural. Then we'll just see how they BEHAVE and how they look! What do you guys think would happen if this were the case?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Then sexually frustrated guys like you would find another reason to hate women.
 

ChalengeGuyFan

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J. Darko said:
Then sexually frustrated guys like you would find another reason to hate women.
Grammar question:
Which is the correct version in such a sentence:
a) like you
b) like yourself
?

Thanks a bunch!
 

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ChalengeGuyFan said:
Grammar question:
Which is the correct version in such a sentence:
a) like you
b) like yourself
?

Thanks a bunch!
If talking about one person: "Then A sexually frustrated guy like YOURSELF"

Multiple: "Then sexually frustrated guys like YOURSELVES"
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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