Dapper Swindler
Senior Don Juan
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Friends, I was reading a science book today and learned about a most extraordinary animal. I propose that we, as training DJs, emulate the mating styles of this animal. We should try to be like this animal in every way and we will succeed.
You see 20% of the male of species is allowed to mate with 80% of the female. These are the alpha males. The remaining 80% beta males are allowed to mate with the remaining 20% females; the scraps leftover by the alpha males. It's amazing, a small group of males gets to mate with the majority of the females. Meanwhile, the majority of the males just sit there waiting for the alpha males to finish mating with all the females so they can mate with the few leftover scraps they didn't want. Kind of pathetic isn't it? To be sitting there with the majority, idly watching a few alpha males get all the females?
What animal am I talking about? Why it's MAN! And these statistics are true according to research. These are the same statistics 80% vs 20% as anthropological data shows to be true in caveman days. And it's the same numbers today. In fact, by some polls it shows that 50% of women are having sex with 1% of men. Not very fair is it? Wouldn't you like to be in that 1%?
You see 20% of the male of species is allowed to mate with 80% of the female. These are the alpha males. The remaining 80% beta males are allowed to mate with the remaining 20% females; the scraps leftover by the alpha males. It's amazing, a small group of males gets to mate with the majority of the females. Meanwhile, the majority of the males just sit there waiting for the alpha males to finish mating with all the females so they can mate with the few leftover scraps they didn't want. Kind of pathetic isn't it? To be sitting there with the majority, idly watching a few alpha males get all the females?
What animal am I talking about? Why it's MAN! And these statistics are true according to research. These are the same statistics 80% vs 20% as anthropological data shows to be true in caveman days. And it's the same numbers today. In fact, by some polls it shows that 50% of women are having sex with 1% of men. Not very fair is it? Wouldn't you like to be in that 1%?