"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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A different kind of "chick-flick"

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Actually - he has to turn into a chump. Its a hollywood movie after all!

Someone ask an AFC to go see it for us, and tell what happens in the end.
 

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shaunuk said:
Looks kinda funny etc. Fvck knows if he turns into a chump...My first thoughts are that in the end she chooses the bad boy over the ponsey surgeon and realises that although the bad boy is 'rough around the edges' he's a great guy.
I just remember him dealing to his Mrs in "300". Ow, she was hot. And I couldn't help thinking how good those Spartan bastuds had it.
 
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