"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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A chick just broke up with her BF, he cheated

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Alrighty, today I learned that a girl in one of my classes just recently broke up with her boyfriend because she found out he's been cheating on her with several girls. For some reason it seemed like she almost announced it to everybody around her before class started. She kind of mentioned something about revenge but it was all very vague.

Just in case any of you have read my different threads, this is an entirely different girl that I have not mentioned before, and she's probably a 6 but she is still bangable. Cute face, nice tits but she's got a bit of a gut.

She's 18 and seems kind of immature even though she says she drinks and smokes, she's probably a party girl but I'm not too sure. She also plays soccer for the school team.

Anyways I just want sex so I don't really care about those things. I've talked to her only very briefly on occasion. So what is the best way to make my move?

There may be one other guy who may try to make a move but he seems like a scary white guy in his 30's that does hard drugs and he's in to metal. He sits behind me.

Either way I feel that I need to make a good solid move fast on Monday. Any good ideas for me to score?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LOL what does it take to get a some replies on this forum? I've posted about 4 different types of threads over the past two weeks and I think I've gotten about 5 replies total in all the threads put together :whistle:

Are my questions that unique that nobody has any idea how to answer them? Oh well the best way to learn is trial and error.
 
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iqqi said:
you sound like a vulture asking about going in for the kill. let her die in peace, man! respect the dead!
Haha, good one! What iqqi is saying s give it time - this girl is thinking of revenge. Wait a minute, she could use you to make him jealous. Why don't you say to her slyly, "If you want to make your snake ex-b/f (read full-time pimp) jealous, then I'll be happy to oblige you,: and then smile like The "Grinch" who stole christmas!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Wait a minute, she could use you to make him jealous. Why don't you say to her slyly, "If you want to make your snake ex-b/f (read full-time pimp) jealous, then I'll be happy to oblige you,: and then smile like The "Grinch" who stole christmas!

That is perfect. Someone give this guy a cookie. Or that hot chick from Wutang's thread.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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iqqi said:
That is perfect. Someone give this guy a cookie. Or that hot chick from Wutang's thread.
That chick is worth more than one cookie, although I'll exchange her for a cookie factory - which will bring me a lifetime of cookies! Then I can bribe 19 year old girls around the world and say "Here little girl, would you like a cookie?" "Come to daddy!!!!!!"

I'll be called "The Cookie Pimp"!!
 

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iqqi said:
you sound like a vulture asking about going in for the kill. let her die in peace, man! respect the dead!
ROFL Whats a guy supposed to do? You can't go after them when they are in relationships and you shouldn't go after them after they recently break up? LOL what should I do, give her two weeks to recover and hope that no other guys try to make moves on her until then :crackup:
 
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