"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A buddy of mine just got it fellas........

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Was out of the dating scene for over two years, met this sweet wonderful girl on the internet. They went on a few dates, they were holding hands, it was like a Disney movie. It was a dream come true. He came to my house with a sparkle in his eye. He said "I feel like I wasted all that time with Jessica, and this girl is so much better". So, a week ago they had sex.

He contracted the following, excuse the spelling, I'm not a doctor;

Herpes,
HPV,
Chlamatia,
Gonnehera,
Crabs,
and possible HIV infection (will be tested in six months)


He used protection, didn't realize condom broke an hour ago. He is crying and sad. He now thinks no woman will want him because of the Herpes. He is in alot of pain. I am telling you guys, you would never have seen this nasty scumbag of a woman being like this. Try to get to know these chicks, it's scary. She admitted LATER to him that she had been seeing a man who was bisexual. Even condoms don't help against nasty *****ves. When he was having sex, he said the smell was just foul. My guess is that when that bisexual guy broke up with her, after he gave her all this, she wanted revenge. I think she should be charged with attempted murder.
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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When he was having sex, he said the smell was just foul.
Maybe it would've been smart for him to have stopped at that point.

Either way, what a dirty ho. You can probably get her arrested for this, since she didn't warn him she had any of that.
 

zekko

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Wow. Makes you think the whole pump em and dump em strategy might not be the best idea.
 

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Damn, the b!tch was an STD buffet.

Tell your friend that he doesn't have HIV (odds are a million to one). Crabs are no big deal at all - I have had them and they are easy to get rid of. The chlamydia and gonorrhea can be cured with antibiotics.

That leaves warts and herpes. Does he have sores yet? Almost everyone carries some form of HPV; it's no big deal unless you get warts, and those just have to be frozen off, not the end of the world. I doubt he has warts already. Does he have a herpes sore? He probably does not have it unless he has a sore. I was married to a girl with herpes and never caught it.

If he does have a real herpes sore, that sucks, I agree. But if he gets on daily meds for it, almost all of the outbreaks should be eliminated, and it gets better with time, as the body builds more antibodies to the virus.

And I did some research, but I don't think there are any STDs that have an odor. It would be great if it was that easy. The smell from her crotch was a separate bacterial infection, vaginosis or something. It's gross, but not contagious.
 

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I know a guy who filled a cattle trough with gasoline to get rid of crabs. Tell him to take the plunge!

Women like this should be executed for the rest of us.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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This is what scares me the most about having random sex. You never know what the girl might be carrying. Getting an STD is my biggest fear which is why i stick to porn when i am single. My buddy met this girl at one of our catholic church parties. The sweetest looking girl you can ever meet. Always talking about God and stuff. To make a longer story short, she ended up giving him herpes. Please be carefull as you never know what you
might get.
 

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I recently met a girl on the field and kissed closed her, I saw the pics of us kissing(the next day) and the ***** had hickies on her neck(not from me), never again will i kiss close a chick
 

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Yeah guys, he has his divk broke out after seven days. She gave him Herps part II. Not the mouth kind, the genital kind. The man is in pain. He wants to kill her. But it's over. He has to share the fact he has herpes with EVERY serious woman he dates. Not worth it. Try to get to know the chick first. It's a sad situation. He was dumped from previous relat.. now he is on the verge of a severe health condition. All for a woman. Just try to ask as many questions as you can. Remember, you are the man, when you get married, you don't want to explain to your potential wife why your dicvk looks like the little green giant, and why there's puss and sores on it. Very unattractive. Could be a deal breaker.
 

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Unbridled_Phoenix said:
Women like this should be executed for the rest of us.
Judging by the fact that Chlamatia and Gonnehera were in her system among other diseases that this b1tch knew about her diseases but never bothered to treat herself or tell her sexual partners about them.

I don't want to scare your friend and he probably should get the results out before having any conclusions, but in all likelyhood this chick has AIDS and if he was able to get infected from all those diseases by single sexual encounter,he might be HIV positive. No healthy adult with a strong immune system is able to have so many diseases ravishing their body like that.

This chick is probably going to die in less then a year.
 

women haze

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DJDamage said:
Judging by the fact that Chlamatia and Gonnehera were in her system among other diseases that this b1tch knew about her diseases but never bothered to treat herself or tell her sexual partners about them.

I don't want to scare your friend and he probably should get the results out before having any conclusions, but in all likelyhood this chick has AIDS and if he was able to get infected from all those diseases by single sexual encounter,he might be HIV positive. No healthy adult with a strong immune system is able to have so many diseases ravishing their body like that.

This chick is probably going to die in less then a year.
Pvssy is a death trap....

I will say this, vaginal areas are not supposed to smell like that If she smells you need to politely say something. This is your health at risk.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Foul odors are an indicator of possible STD's. never bang a chik with a stank puzzy.
 
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