"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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A break, Shots,and a naked girl..what?

Patrick124

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My girl of nearly a year left back for college, we broke it off because I told her I cant handle being with her and not *being* with her basically. I'm a senior, I need to get crazy now so I can chill later, feel me? She wont get with anyone I dont think, and is an amazing girl who I truely have feelings for.
So every time we've spoken since then she always asks "have you hooked up with anyone?" and i always said "no" cause I hadn't.
Fastforward to Germany, a girl i met last year[she was a virgin then] n I got with her who has a boyfriend...many many shots and beers later and we're having unprotected sex on my bed. She swore i was her first guy without a condom and all that jazz n i believe her.

Now I just feel kinda like guilty. I mean I hate lying but i dont want to hurt the girl. I think I'm going to jsut be like "yeah i madeout with a girl in germany..." but i mean iuno.
any tips? should i just pretend it never happened?
I dont really want to make the girl cry man. I'm suppsoed to go see ehr at college in 2 weeks for a makeshift-1year/valentines day even if we're on a break...and if i **** that up, i'mma hate myself.
iuno this sucks kinda.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Grand Wizzard Alamar

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I really wouldn't tell her if I were you.. Don't hurt her feelings that much if you want a good future with her.
It was a mistake, forgive yourself.
 

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I hope you got that woman a morning after pill. The worst STD from unprotected sex is pregnancy. OK maybe AIDS but if she was a virgin, that's all you have to worry about.

My rule of thumb:
If you don't use the glove, you don't get the love.
 

The Shocker

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Fvck that, you shouldn't feel guilty at all. I'm sure she's gotten laid at college by now. It happens...She shouldn't even be asking you that kind of question, that's ridiculous, if you're supposed to be on a break. Are you asking that question back? If you're not, don't answer the question either.

And don't tell her. Like Vince said in Entourage (and I paraphrase) "Cheating and then telling her is just a selfish way to get rid of your guilt."
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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