"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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**** A b1tch!

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Accept what ? That they are skanks ?

What have i been saying?

What i THINK you are trying to say is that we should know that they are skanks and just sit there and take It?? Right??

Hey if not explain...


OH yeah he doesn't desrve what she did to him but yeah he desrves a swift kick in the azz for ACCEPTING it .
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by THA REALNESS
Accept what ? That they are skanks ?

What have i been saying?

What i THINK you are trying to say is that we should know that they are skanks and just sit there and take It?? Right??
well youre half right. yes, we should accept that they are skanks.

but no, we SHOULDNT just sit there and take it. NOR should we get really pissed of and speak of killing them.

dont be a pansy and dont be an axe murderer. be in the middle.
 

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How can you exactly be in the middle?

If you are trying to tell me to treat them on a case by case basis ,the hell with that buddy i tried god knows i tried..
 
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