"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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napoleon

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How does your sperm look like? Mine is sometimes more liquid and sometimes more solid, sometimes yellowish and sometimes white. I'm not a fag but I am asking because maybe I have a bladder infection:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I think something is wrong. It should be liquid whitem not solid yellow.
 

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you are only 19 you should be fine

1) Research on the internet about all the biological stuff ... I don't remember much from the research i did ...but you description sounds ok

2) really there is no harm in going to a doctor and clearing your mind .. he won't bite you....don't be afraid...ppl go to the doctor and ask WAY WIERDER sh!t..trust me...its not so bad...

good luck
 

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an unusual color or consistency may be due a serious underlying condition. for example, a prostate infection may produce yellow, gold or green semen. Aamale hormone deficiency reduces the volume of semen, which may cause it to have a thick or gelatinous consistency.

check out this site aswell: http://www.chronicpelvicpain.us/index.php
 

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Your semen comes from many different parts of your body and will change depending on how often you whack off, the lenght of the whacking session, how aroused you are, etc... it changes for everyone, a SLIGHT yellow color is normal. If it bothers you go see a doctor.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Dude... A bladder has everything to do with your piss, and not sperm. Some people do find their jizz is slightly yellow. Sometimes mine is thicker than normal, sometimes it's fairly liquid. Whatever - I doubt I have any kind of problem.

If you're REALLY worried about it, see the doc. If you cant make yourself see the doc, dont complain. Simple :)
 

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Well it's not yellow it's more beige
 

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white or yellowish color is normal. If you haven't done it in a while, it will be more yellowish, and perhaps more voluminous. If you get dried spots on clothing, the spots may be more yellow than the original sperm was.

Ultimately a doctor can answer this for you, so talk with a medical professional especially if there's pain or blood associated with the semen.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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