99% sure gf is cheating

[Scaramouche]

Dear Bible Belt,
I don't think you are really switched on about oneitis,this girl has lost interest and as long as you hang around waiting for her she will lack respect.....Start dancing lessons.....its a long term strategy that really works....just going along sublimates your need for affection,fills your evenings in,you hold lovely girls,and you will talk to them,at first there will be a certain contempt for your ineptitude,but after about six months you will be sliding around like Fred Astaire,and seem highly desirable to the New Ladies,then it becomes a veritable Smorgas Bord....Believe me you will be able to pick and chose,even though initially in boot camp,you will have to settle for older partners you will steadily improve and then the good looking girls are yours to pick like apples...But as well as Social Skills and confidence,dancing will give you an erect posture,improved mental agility and fitness...

 

[Bible_Belt]

I don't disagree with your advice, but I think you missed the dates and my post at the bottom of the prior page.

 

[mintxx]

Clamp down on these women. Don't allow them to use these social networking sites. Don't allow them to speak to guys. The last serious girlfriend I had I had her come work for me. I knew where she was at all times. I payed for her phone. This way I saw who called her. If she had wanted to see my phone bill? Tough. No way. I wasn't cheating on her but she knew who Big Daddy was.

You broke every rule in the book with this woman.

Obey the 1% solution. If it is good enough for the USA gov't. it is good enough for you. It is simple. If there is a 1% chance that she is cheating on you - dump her a**. Don't be played. As far as I am concerned, if she has a social networking page she is cheating. If she loved you she would only think of you. She should be baking you cookies or writing cute little letters to you instead of chatting up with old friends. My girlfriend would scrapbook our relationship. She spent hours trying to figure out if she should cut or paste.

AAHH that's gold, i just sneezed some fruit smoothie i laughed so hard.. you have to be pulling our chains here, no?