90 Y/O Man Calls Cops On Hooker

[taiyuu_otoko]

Man, 90, Tells Cops Hooker Ripped Him Off

AUGUST 5--A 90-year-old Massachusetts man was arrested for soliciting a prostitute after he called police to report that the woman stole a piece of jewelry after he paid her $100 to perform a sex act.

When cops told Nicholas Salerno that he would face a criminal charge for admitting to hiring a hooker, the nonagenarian replied, “I don’t give a f!ck. I’m 90 years old for Christ’s sake.”

 

[BlueAlpha1]

Man, 90, Tells Cops Hooker Ripped Him Off

Interesting.

I almost made an anonymous report to crime stoppers for a recent visit to an Asian Massage parlor. They advertise a $500-$2000 reward for any convictions they get from your tip and it's obvious this place was running a prostitution ring. Anyway, I got the little happy ending for $40, but the girl had a serious attitude and they ripped me off on time, so I was pissed.

But besides that she had bruises all over her body and it definitely seemed she was being held there against her will, so I also wanted to stick it the owners for treating these girls like slaves. I changed my mind and didn't call because there is video footage of me walking across the hall in a towel. I never exchanged cash, presented an ID, and there was no parking lot to see my plates - but still I wasn't taking any chances that it wouldn't come back to haunt me also.

 

[logicallefty]

lmfao all I hear is this ole' school rap song now. First 5 seconds are all you need to hear.

 

[Deep Dish]

Anyway, I got the little happy ending for $40, but the girl had a serious attitude and they ripped me off on time, so I was pissed.

Next time you visit a massage parlor, you should check out a review board to get the inside scoop on the inside quality of the establishment. You sometimes can even find out if they have cameras.