"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Weekly World News = well known tabloid. Don't you people ever go to supermarkets?
yes but didnt you check the links to it that i give, they had a handfull of other BS articles about the USA shooting down a UFO with a nuclear warhead and about some under pants that will make women more attracted to you. I dont know about you but when a source of information gives that kind of information, it gets pretty hard to belive them!

Trust me when i first read it i was like Dam and started scrolling down the article looking for the point where he is aobut to say "imaigne if this was true, what would you do," it never came so i did a search on google, let me say that when the news of the world had the article on it, my stomach tightened and my breathing got heavy. But once i checked there other articles i knew it was B.S, i was still slightly woried because yahoo have a story on it, then i relaise that 1 of yahoo's news sources is weekly news of the world!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
yes but didnt you check the links to it that i give, they had a handfull of other BS articles about the USA shooting down a UFO with a nuclear warhead and about some under pants that will make women more attracted to you. I dont know about you but when a source of information gives that kind of information, it gets pretty hard to belive them!

Trust me when i first read it i was like Dam and started scrolling down the article looking for the point where he is aobut to say "imaigne if this was true, what would you do," it never came so i did a search on google, let me say that when the news of the world had the article on it, my stomach tightened and my breathing got heavy. But once i checked there other articles i knew it was B.S, i was still slightly woried because yahoo have a story on it, then i relaise that 1 of yahoo's news sources is weekly news of the world!
.................:kick:

Holy crap. I said TABLOID, not newspaper. TABLOIDS ARE KNOWN FOR SPEWING BS. In other words, I was stating THAT THIS IS OBVIOUS BS.
 

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Guys...my sister works for NASA and she goes all over the world to scientific conferences. Her speciality is Near Infrared Mapping...analyzing data to determine the composition of planets, their moons, asteroids, etc. She's been working for NASA for over 20 years. She's never mentioned this at all...and she would know if it was something anyone was truly concerned about. She's so deep into this field and so good at what she does that she has gotten the cover of astronomy magazine before with her articles.

This is just another stupid thing intended to scare people.
 

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who gives a sh1t? i would be worried if i were the only one to die, but if everybody is to die, well so be it
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Are they already building this space ark? Chief editor of Weekly World News should be locked into it and shot to andromeda.
 

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Haha this would be so cool if it was true. Man imagine it for a second. Can you just imagine the excitement knowing theres only few years left to live? It would be amazing. People would be doing things they never done before. You'd end up connecting with all the people from your past knowing its the end. Could have one massive end of the world house party in town. Imagine all the massive orgies going down! All type of things out the norm will be happening as the years tick off.

Damn thinking about it, a movie should be made about this.

And plus girls will be more willing to give it up as well knowing its the end, haha. Even the most biggest AFCS will be getting action.
:crackup:

June 2014? Ill be 28 by then and i mean all fun for life kind of ends after about 30ish anyway...so thats cool.

'Live fast die young!'
 

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hah astronomers wtf they ever do for us i say we get rid of all the astronomers ;)
 

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Originally posted by [DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
hah astronomers wtf they ever do for us i say we get rid of all the astronomers ;)
send them all to space, and leave them there!:D


Laterz...
 

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just when i got my hopes up that this miserable planet is gona get brutaly desolved in a bucket of acid, you crush my hopes....:down: :moon:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The story should have been published in The Onion. At least The Onion is up front about being a satirical parody. The Weekly World News tries to pass itself off as the real deal.
:up:
 

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
.................:kick:

Holy crap. I said TABLOID, not newspaper. TABLOIDS ARE KNOWN FOR SPEWING BS. In other words, I was stating THAT THIS IS OBVIOUS BS.
I think most mainstream newspapers in the UK are in tabloid form (it's in the way they fold out). check_mate still should have known what you were talking about, but that explains why he misunderstood you.

a tabloid in Britain is just a newspaper.
 

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Judgement day is already at hand, and it will take many years. (To God a day is many years)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yeah, this is bull****. 28000 light years away and it will be here in 9 years. I guess that means its going what, 3000 or so times the speed of light? Not even Star Trek **** goes that fast.

On edit, the best supermarket tabloid article that I ever saw told of the Hubble Telescope finding the gates of heaven.
 
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