"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You make me mad - whats this mean

and also

Your evil/mean

and

Be nice!

All said jokingly, and i think its because i take the mick alot! is this good?

ta
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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some context helps :)

but i will give you my translation :

You make me mad = i can't control you

You are mean = you are an alpha male and as such not politically correct

Be nice = $hit test to see if you will start acting " NICE ". AFC's fail this test. also means keep doing what you are doing.

DON'T BE A NICE GUY !


Lost In Translation :D

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Originally posted by PeterCrouch
You make me mad - whats this mean

and also

Your evil/mean

and

Be nice!

All said jokingly, and i think its because i take the mick alot! is this good?

ta
"I want you to fvck me."
 
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