"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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80 people rushed to hospital from University of Maryland

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Woo, go Maryland! The school year hasn't even started yet, and people are already being rushed to the hospital! :rolleyes:

And people wonder why I go to school out of state...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by Silquee Smoove
Actually, I had no clue you were going to school out of state. I knew you were from Maryland, (as opposed to Alabama) but I didn't know why you chose to attend College at an entirely different body of water.
Yeah, I'm from Maryland, but go to school in Alabama. Can't really stand Maryland too much, hence the leaving. That, plus money...
 

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Maryland sounds fun if that was drug-induced....
 

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What happened anyway, why did those 80 people to go to the hospital? Oh well, I'm just glad I live in VA, I got plenty of choices for colleges here (although I'll probably move to another state once I graduate).
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by GlutusMaximus86
What happened anyway, why did those 80 people to go to the hospital? Oh well, I'm just glad I live in VA, I got plenty of choices for colleges here (although I'll probably move to another state once I graduate).
Food posioning.
 

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Originally posted by crazykid
Food posioning.
Jeez, what was in it? Toxic waste? I've had food poisoning before and it yields some gross toilet activity and stomach pain. Nothing worthy of an ambulance ride.
 

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Food posioning.
:confused: thats it.... i thought the building would have collapsed on them at least..... Cafeteria sounds pretty good if al you gets food poisening though.... better then most
 
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