"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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80 people rushed to hospital from University of Maryland

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Woo, go Maryland! The school year hasn't even started yet, and people are already being rushed to the hospital! :rolleyes:

And people wonder why I go to school out of state...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Silquee Smoove
Actually, I had no clue you were going to school out of state. I knew you were from Maryland, (as opposed to Alabama) but I didn't know why you chose to attend College at an entirely different body of water.
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Yeah, I'm from Maryland, but go to school in Alabama. Can't really stand Maryland too much, hence the leaving. That, plus money...
 
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Maryland sounds fun if that was drug-induced....
 
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What happened anyway, why did those 80 people to go to the hospital? Oh well, I'm just glad I live in VA, I got plenty of choices for colleges here (although I'll probably move to another state once I graduate).
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by GlutusMaximus86
What happened anyway, why did those 80 people to go to the hospital? Oh well, I'm just glad I live in VA, I got plenty of choices for colleges here (although I'll probably move to another state once I graduate).
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Food posioning.
 
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Food posioning.
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Jeez, what was in it? Toxic waste? I've had food poisoning before and it yields some gross toilet activity and stomach pain. Nothing worthy of an ambulance ride.
 
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:confused: thats it.... i thought the building would have collapsed on them at least..... Cafeteria sounds pretty good if al you gets food poisening though.... better then most
 
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