"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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7 ways to attract women -- no jokes this time!

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What kind of sh*t is this?

Horrible thread! This is 7 steps to 7 weeks of no action! Jacking off to some porn is what people who follow this type of dumb sh*t will do for a while!

7 ways to attract women my ass.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You know when I first read this I thought it was stupid, but something worked for me last night.

I went to the club and just AMOG'd the place for a good hour. Then I went up to the girl I had been grinding and talking with and I told her "I'm leaving now." She whipped out her phone right away.

So maybe leaving the club isn't such a bad idea.
 
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Wolf said:
Yes it is, re-read what he said, you're supposed to run away to jack off without saying anything to her. You told her you're leaving :up:
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Yea you're right this thread is obviously a joke. But be being cool and socially proofed at a club for an hour, you can really attract women. This woman didn't hesitate to take out her phone.
 
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On the other hand, to the original poster:

you are insecure, you lack a sense of humor,

you are a common NERD and DWEEB trying to sell your "book" to MEN. Ain't gonna happen, homie. You creepy FUK
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DJVladdy said:
On the other hand, to the original poster:

you are insecure, you lack a sense of humor,

you are a common NERD and DWEEB trying to sell your "book" to MEN. Ain't gonna happen, homie. You creepy FUK
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She just wrote me:

HB - whens our next dance lesson lmfao
Me - lol you mean dry hump lesson
HB - hahaha bassically
Me - I think I was getting pretty good at it, although you weren't the best instructor
HB - hahah im not the best dancer
Me - I guess we'll have to get together and practice sometime lol
HB - i guess we will

Women these days...I love it
 
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