7 ways to attract women -- no jokes this time!

[nismo-4]

What kind of sh*t is this?

Horrible thread! This is 7 steps to 7 weeks of no action! Jacking off to some porn is what people who follow this type of dumb sh*t will do for a while!

7 ways to attract women my ass.

 

[LadiesMan2117]

First troll thread I saw on SS!! Awesome work man, some high-class trolling. Commendable.

 

[guywhoneedshelp]

You know when I first read this I thought it was stupid, but something worked for me last night.

I went to the club and just AMOG'd the place for a good hour. Then I went up to the girl I had been grinding and talking with and I told her "I'm leaving now." She whipped out her phone right away.

So maybe leaving the club isn't such a bad idea.

 

[guywhoneedshelp]

Yes it is, re-read what he said, you're supposed to run away to jack off without saying anything to her. You told her you're leaving

Yea you're right this thread is obviously a joke. But be being cool and socially proofed at a club for an hour, you can really attract women. This woman didn't hesitate to take out her phone.

 

[DJVladdy]

On the other hand, to the original poster:

you are insecure, you lack a sense of humor,

you are a common NERD and DWEEB trying to sell your "book" to MEN. Ain't gonna happen, homie. You creepy FUK

 

[guywhoneedshelp]

On the other hand, to the original poster:

you are insecure, you lack a sense of humor,

you are a common NERD and DWEEB trying to sell your "book" to MEN. Ain't gonna happen, homie. You creepy FUK

She just wrote me:

HB - whens our next dance lesson lmfao
Me - lol you mean dry hump lesson
HB - hahaha bassically
Me - I think I was getting pretty good at it, although you weren't the best instructor
HB - hahah im not the best dancer
Me - I guess we'll have to get together and practice sometime lol
HB - i guess we will

Women these days...I love it