7 Steps for Success (good read)(advice)

[SeymourCake]

Step 1: Prep Work
You need to set yourself up for success. Do you have a ****ing job? If not that's the first step to being a happy huamn being lol (inb4 discussion about capitalism). Are you not very intelligent? Start reading the news and studying science courses. (but don't be a condescending ACKHCHUALLY faggot about things you know. be respectful). Do you have goals in life and are you actively pursuing them? The biggest turnoff to a woman, more than being short or fat, is having no ambition. That's what women call a loser. Are you in shape and do you do something regularly to maintain your fitness? It's very attractive to potential mates if you regularly go to a gym or some sort of fitness class, hiking, **** even going for regular walks. If you just sit on your ass at home you aren't going to have much of a chance unless you are blessed with good genetics and metabolism (which, one day, you will lose, as you age in your sedentary life). Are you funny? If not, practice! Try to make everyone you meet laugh. Take note of what gets laughs and what gets awkward silences. How is your hygiene? Are you well-groomed? How are your fingernails, hair, facial hair (including eyebrows. monobrow = virgin for life), and teeth? Got nasty dry cracked elbows and heels? Sand that callus off and lotion that ****. Women notice this ****. Do you have neck hair? Get that **** waxed. Got a jungle downstairs? Trim that **** with clippers on a 0 setting. Brush your mother****ing teeth twice a day unless you want to date toothless meth heads. Drink more water and stop drinking soda you fat ****. Not only will all this **** make you a more attractive mate, but it will make you happy and confident, which people pick up on.

Step 2: Set and Setting
You aren't going to get laid chilling at a nursing home or a gas station. You need to put yourself where the cute ladies are. I'm finishing up my Bachelor's degree, and guess what I did every time I started a new class? I scoped all the other students for the hottest girl and walked up and sat right next to her. A couple days into the class I would start joking and talking with her (NOT FLIRTING YET) until we develop a light rapport. Eventually I ask to get her number/facebook messenger/instagram/snapchat (you better get your tech game up to par my friend. ladies love all these new digital chat programs. you should be ready to chat on every one of them). Also if you are a professional of any kind it's pretty boss to give a chick your business card. Makes you stand the **** out from the losers always hitting on her. Anyway from the initial contact you just say right in your first conversation "would you want to chill some time?" don't make it any more formal/intimate/eager than that. Don't send a ****ing smiley face or beat around the bush or tack on an awkward "haha". Just calmly ask her if she wants to hang out or chill, like you would to a fellow man. At this point you are merely acquaintances and you should not convey anything else. If she expresses interest, simply ask "what times are you free? I'm usually free X Y and Z nights." if it doesn't work from there, then an economics phenomenon known as Sunk Cost has taken place and you need to stop communicating. Girls are actually quite cunning and can sense if you are trying to pressure them. Girls haaaaaaaaaaate feeling pressured. They like to feel 100% in control of their own choices. Just make yourself an enticing choice. Literally every college class I have ever taken, I have been the guy who's the closest classmate friend of the hottest chick. And the other dudes mean mug me. Anyway other than mackin' on cuties at school, if you aren't a student, make friends who are. Colleges are THE number 1 place to get laid. Otherwise join some sort of outdoors activity group, or go to the park/hiking trail where young fit people go. Join a kayaking club, canyoneering club, whatever the **** you think would be cool to do. Just place yourself in proximity to the attractive women. This is not optional, it is a mandatory step. The odds of randomly encountering a mate without planning your set and setting are extremely low, like winning the lottery probably.

Step 3: First Date - Prep Work
So odds are, this girl isn't stupid. She knows your ultimate goals with her. Her mom and dad warned her about boys like you, so you need to reassure her that you will be a good choice. Think of this like a job interview. She is forming her view of you and this is your chance to make a really good first impression. For example, one girl that I met up with, I was so ****ing thirsty for her, she had amazing tits and the prettiest smile I've seen in years. For our first date I showed up in an $80 button up dress shirt, dress shoes, really nice jeans, freshly waxed, trimmed, shaved, brushed, I even used a drop of beard oil and that **** made my beard glisten like ambrosia. She was visibly impressed, I could see it on her face. She wasn't dressed up to my level and she was also visibly shy and embarrassed she hadn't worn something nicer (but she still looked great). She kept apologizing for not wearing a nicer top and I just kept telling her she looked great. It made her blush (making women blush is a REALLY GOOD THING!) Note I didn't go full retard and wear a tie or vest or god forbid a trillby or something lmao. Just a nice shirt and shoes. Oh and a belt. But by the next morning we had ****ed 4 times.

 

[SeymourCake]

Step 4: First Date - THE DATE!
This is where people tend to **** up. I can't tell you how many threads I've seen saying "I can always hang out with girls but I just can't seem to close the deal!" It's because they are approaching it all wrong. In this day and age, of the free independent woman, you need to understand these aren't the days of chivalry and damsels in distress. I'm not saying you shouldn't be a gentleman (YOU ****ING SHOULD!!!!!!!) but you should not condescend to her. Don't be running to pull out her chair and ****, but never let her open a door if you can reach it first. It's a fine line that will take practice. Basically, it's not your duty to make the first move (unless she's a really shy good girl, in which case, you are lucky and should treasure her lol cause 90% of girls are pretty ratchet secretly). In this age of Bumble, women enjoy getting to call the shots. You just need to kick back and be a boss until she makes her choice. There is nothing you can do to "lead" or "guide" her decision. All these faggots trying to talk about game theory are subhuman apes and it's completely against my values. Just focus on making sure she has fun. Talk about the food and the drinks (you are a ****ing idiot if you don't go somewhere that serves alcohol for a first date, it's called liquid courage for a reason). Talk about the people around you. Talk about your interests, and her interests. Talk about your plans for your life, and her plans for hers. Talk about your dumb friends, and her dumb friends. Ask if she wants to play pool/darts/whatever **** is around to do. Bar hop, go from one place to another. Talk with the bartender/waiter, ask them for recommendations. Be friendly to the service staff. Tip well. Smile a lot. Try to make her laugh! Tease her! If you aren't fun, she will get bored and go hang out with one of the other 200 dudes hitting her up who are more fun than you.

Step 5: First Date - "Sealing the Deal"
Alright you made it this far. You got yourself acceptable enough as a mate, put yourself in the right location, connected with a female, made contact, got her to meet you somewhere, and had a fun time together. If you met all these prerequisites you just might get laid. If you have done all the things I have suggested, she will have made clear where she stands (using really subtle cues). Here is the ultimate signal to pay the most attention to: Did she touch you? Intentionally? More than once? Unnecessarily? If so this is a great sign. However keep chill and don't make assumptions. One time I had a WONDERFUL night with this super cute girl from high school, and she probably touched me on the arm/hand/leg like 30 times as we went from bar to bar. She even went with me back to my place, and as we were hugging I held her at arm's length, summed up my courage, and said in my most suave voice, "How about a kiss?" and she was just like "I'll let you kiss me on the cheek but not the mouth." She was a bad ***** and I respected that. And guess what? Now she's my go to "friend that's a girl" to give me tips about girls and love advice. She was totally cool about the whole thing and we still laugh about how she shot me down. If you just keep chill, even if you don't get laid you might get a chill friendship (which who knows, maybe a few years down the road could lead to sex... I know, I'm a dog). My advice is, never initiate touching. It makes girls alarmed, and I am not sarcastic when I say that the majority of women have had a negative physical interaction with a man. You don't want her wondering if you are going to be abusive to her. One girl that I banged recently, our first date I did not touch her even once. I didn't even brush against her. I kept in my own personal space and just talked with her respectfully. At the end of the date I gave her a quick respectful hug. Within a week we ****ed and she told me how she appreciated me giving her space on our first date. She was the first one to initiate physical touch, not me. Aside from touch, look for eye contact, lots of smiling, laughing, or her touching her neck/throat/hair. Or her ordering more drinks...

Step 6: The Deed
Okay man this is the whole goal of the thing, I presume. If you're looking for a wife or some ****, then you shouldn't have read all this, I'm just trying to get you laid bro. If you had a good first date, you have 4 basic options of where to get laid (Set and Setting...): Your Place, Her Place, Your/Her Vehicle, or Hotel. In my opinion suggesting a hotel is just super tacky and disrespectful and has an undertone of calling her a cheap prostitute lol. Unless you have some extenuating circumstance you've discussed where there's no other option. I hope to god you don't live with your ****ing parents because if you do..... you will have to sneak girls past your family both late and night and the morning after. It will be ****ty and embarrassing for everyone involved. I've done it, with some success, but it's the worst possible option. If you live with roommates, that's pretty good, if you have your own room. If you live alone like me then you have constructed a killer bachelor pad. You better keep that **** clean. Clean sinks, bath tub, toilet, make your bed, get all your clothes off the floor, and make sure it smells fresh. You want it to be at the standard of a fine lady. If you head to her place, it's a complete roulette. Just do your best to be reserved and respectful and pray she doesn't live with family. Family members are usually violently protective of their female relatives so if she lives with like a dad and brothers... that's bad. If you can get her in your car, just say "you wanna check out the back seat? i havent ever sat back there before! (casual laugh)" and if you don't have your own car... you have little to no chance. I mean if you are a cool smart funny attractive guy then maybe you can pull ***** with no ride but I wouldn't bet on your success. If you feel all the signals are clear and you have the green light, try to kiss her. Be slow, but be a man about it. Try to make her wet. Breathe on her ear and neck. Run your hands up and down her spine, hold the back of her head, etc. If you both happen to be adventurous freaks then you can go **** out in nature or on a rooftop or something, but judging from your OP that's not the case.

Step 7: After
I'm not going to give you advice on how to ****. Stop watching porn and jacking off so much if you want to be able to satisfy a woman. Don't be afraid to devour the ***** and finger her for as long as it takes to make her ***. It's not a bad idea to always try to get her to *** once before ****ing so there's no pressure on you to last forever. Anyway, afterward you have now added a level of profound intimacy to your relation with this person. If they enjoyed the experience, odds are good they will want to see you again. However be advised that many people have had traumatic sexual experiences. Sometimes as soon as you get naked with a chick she might get very withdrawn, start crying, etc. Don't worry, it's not your fault, the situation is just bringing up bad memories. Be understanding and be ready to just say nevermind if she's not into it. But assuming no drama **** takes place, you should just continue to be a chill detached boss afterward. My rule of thumb is to maintain a 1:1 text ratio. Do not send her 2+ texts in a row until you are well into your relationship. At the early stages NEVER send multiple texts in a row. She saw your ****ing text, faggot, she's either busy or doesn't feel like answering. Don't ever have deep talks over text. If you want to ***** out and have the "so what are we now...?" talk, do it face to face. After a couple of days have gone by, hit her up with the same relaxed demeanor, i.e. "so when do you wanna meet up again?" and leave it at that until/if she replies. I also suggest always running this whole flowchart with 2-3 women at once at a minimum so you don't get oneitis and **** it up.

That's my strategy and it works. Women love it if you treat them like a real human with respect and not like a walking vagina. It's like they say in the martial arts, only by abandoning your desire to live do you maximize your chances of living.

Also, disclaimer: Not my fault if you contract an STI or get a chick pregnant. Do your research and "don't pick the low-hanging fruit," as they say.