"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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7 Rules for Being a Ruthless Bastard

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Ran into this on Facebook of all places. A fun and provocative read for people who like to WIN.

https://themagnifier.com/relationships/rules-to-being-a-ruthless-bastard

Rule #1: Even Achilles was only as strong as his heel
Rule #2: There is no better way to overpower a trickle of doubt than with a flood of naked truth
Rule #3: The nature of promises is that they remain immune to changing circumstances
Rule #4: If you don't like how the table is set, turn over the table
Rule #5: If you want my loyalty you have to offer yours in return
Rule #6: There is no solace above or below, only us. Small, solitary, striving, battling one another. I pray to myself for myself.
Rule #7: When the money is coming your way, don't ask any questions.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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