"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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58 Facebook Statuses and Online decoder ring! Click links!

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All rise! Court is now in session! The honorable Judge nismo-4 presiding. You may be seated.

Usually, I post a long list of items every January, but I decided to just use links and be straight to the point. I've got a meeting in chambers. ;)

Nowadays, I have noticed that meeting women has gone digital and virtual. And we gotta deal with it. These links can really help you out.

For 58 Facebook/ Myspace statuses along with what NOT to post, check this out:
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/29019657/58-Free-Facebook-Status-Updates

The online decoder can be found here:
http://www.000relationships.com/towomen/news/online-dating-day2.php

This has helped me much with my game and can help you too. I'd love to hear more of these facebook statuses and what women mean in their online profiles. If nothing else, we'll stand adjourned.

All rise! Parties may now leave the courtroom.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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