"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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50 years of womanising - The Rolling Stones milestone.

TonyBaloney

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So today here in England, our beloved Rolling Stones (no they are not American, they are English) celebrated 50 years together of hell raising.

Mick Jagger, the ULTIMATE D.J, was their in all of his masculine glory, unfazed and unaffected by the numerous dalliances hes had over those 50 years of womanising all over the world.

Young DJ's, If you ever wanna role model of Alphaness and life on your own terms - look up the music and wild times of Jagger.

Go do some listening to his lyrics; thatll be all the advice you need on how to treat a woman - heres the first track to listen to "Under my thumb"
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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TonyBaloney said:
Young DJ's, If you ever wanna role model of Alphaness and life on your own terms - look up the music and wild times of Jagger.
Oh, get over yourselves, bloody fools! How about this advice, go become front man/rock star in one of the top bands in the world, and you'll get what you want from your sexual interests.
TonyBaloney said:
Mick Jagger, the ULTIMATE D.J, was their in all of his masculine glory, unfazed and unaffected by the numerous dalliances hes had over those 50 years of womanising all over the world.
Let's see, 4,000 women, and at least one homosexual relationship (David Bowie), hmm, I don't think I could do it. I would hardly call that the best example of masculinity. Not hating, just reporting!
 

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Gangster Of Love said:
Oh, get over yourselves, bloody fools! How about this advice, go become front man/rock star in one of the top bands in the world, and you'll get what you want from your sexual interests. Let's see, 4,000 women, and at least one homosexual relationship (David Bowie), hmm, I don't think I could do it. I would hardly call that the best example of masculinity. Not hating, just reporting!

Their have been plenty of front men who either coked/heroined themselves out of existence with a year or two. Fame is a hard thing to be consistent with - you have to understand, they were the first. Before any other big bands. For fooks sake they started out the same time as the beatles.

Sorry gangster, i'd bet my bottom dollar that any of todays acts, lets say "hip hop stars" will either have a bullet in the head, dead of aids or generally in rehab at the same milestone as the Stones
 

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I think it's fine to admire stars, but my heroes are the average guys who go out there time and again and keep plugging away. 90% rejection, 10% success, they grind out lays the hard way.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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