"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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-- 5 Easy Solutions To Your Girl Problems --

Charm&Style

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Can it get any simpler????

1) If girl makes you feel angry/sad/lied to/upset = move on

2) Random girl you meet who doesnt give you time of day but you think shes interested cuz she glanced at you while trying to find the nearest restroom = stop stalking her

3) If girl becomes stripper/cheats on you/wants to be in videos/wants to insert objects in you = move on

4) If a girl mentions anything about your car/your house/your income off the bat = move on

5) if girl makes you feel happy practically 93%+ of the time = stay

6) no anal = move on
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Vulpine

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Uh... the sixth needs to be revised:

6.) no anal/no oral = move on
 

Vulpine

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Naw... simple is good. I just thought the spirit of the sixth point needed some clarification: tightazz in the sack = move on.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Remulak

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I've never tried anal before but I wouldn't dump a girl that had every quality I was looking for just because she wasn't down for anal lol
 

Chosen1

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if she doesn't give you some in seven hours move on
 

skip2mylou781

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heres one:

"if at any point u feel that ur just settling for her and u CAN do better, MOVE THE **** ON"
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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backbreaker

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if after one date she doesn't like you touching her, move on.... you are no where near getting laid
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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drZaius09

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I can't have anal-- my c0ck is so huge, it tears holes in the very fabric of space and time. Just imagine what it would do to a tight, 17-year-old *******... I mean 18-year-old.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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