"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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5 Big MYTHS About Women/Girls

Robert Jordon

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I think it's about time someone busted up a few myths about women and the way the act!
Beware of the following Myths concerning women:

MYTH#1: Most women are sweet and generous.
*TRUTH*: 90+% Of women are only sweet and generous after you have passed there little "tests"

MYTH #2: Women rarely ever cheat on their boyfriends.
*Truth*: It is a fact, that more women cheat than men.

MYTH #3: Women act on what they say.
*Truth*: Women say one thing, and do the complete opposite!

MYTH #4: Women give more into a relationship.
*Truth*: Nope, it is us men who spend the money on the dinners and the movies. It is us men who go all out to make sure they are happy. Although once the relationship does get started, women do tend to give about the same.

MYTH #5: Women seldom abuse their boyfriends.
*Truth*: An equal amount of women verbally and physically abuse their boyfriends. The only difference is that men are to pround, and to ashamed to admit it. Whereas women tend to see abuse towards them, as an opportunity to get attention and pity from other men.


Do you have any other Myths to add? If so, post em here!

Oh and by the way, prepare to have a bunch of angry women waiting to tear your head off for exposing them and their evil ways Muhahahahaha


Rob,

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Adonis

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I don't care. They give me their Pu$$y, I'm a happy camper... Now that's a myth I don't want to disprove..

I know it's very blatant of me to say that, but that's the truth. Might I add that I look for quality P's. Women are people too, they have divergent personalities as us guys have....

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Myth #6 A woman who is dating you really really likes you.

'TRUTH': She could have very LOW interest but you don't see it! Because your EGO can't believe a woman would go with a guy she is not really interested in. Yea, right.

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Squy

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Myth #7
Women, unlike men, aren't sexual creatures.

Truth: They are!! Some even more than us, they just don't want to be seen upon as sluts. And they not only want sex, they want GREAT sex.
 

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Women who are 30 + years old want sex twice as much as guys do! You know why? Because they can. They want you to F*** them all night, which I have done but I am still amazed at their appetite for sex.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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BGMan

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Originally posted by Ragnar
Women who are 30 + years old want sex twice as much as guys do! You know why? Because they can. They want you to F*** them all night, which I have done but I am still amazed at their appetite for sex.
LOL! That should bring us to Myth #8:

For a married couple to have sex once a month is normal.

Yeah, if the man turns all AFC... :rolleyes:

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Myth #9: Buying a woman gifts and flowers will raise her interest level in you.

Myth #10: Being emotionally available and becoming a womans therapist will get you laid.

Myth #11: Revealing your true feelings for her will raise her interest level in you.

Myth #12: Talking about sex will raise her interest level in you.
 

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myth #10- thinking you could ever figure out a woman.
truth= just when you think you have figured one out = then she changes.
 

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bump

It has been awhile since this post was made and posted on. Anymore myths anyone can think of?
 

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Oh man... search Anti-Dump's posts. They are a gold-mine!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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That is what I have been doing lately. Bored with the new posts. I go for the greats.
 

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Originally posted by Robert Jordon
MYTH #5: Women seldom abuse their boyfriends.
*Truth*: An equal amount of women verbally and physically abuse their boyfriends.
Funnily enough, the samaritans did a survey in the UK and found that 13% of women were physically abused in the home, compaired with 19% of males. Funny how women expect men to act cute when women hit them, but when men hit women, tis domestic abuse. :rolleyes:
 
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