Sir_Chancealot
Master Don Juan
Ran a pattern today on a chick that I have known about 2 months. I ran the "friends to lovers" pattern. She stopped me a little way into it, and said "I am exclusive with someone. Blah, blah, blah".
I said "Borefriend? You have a borefriend? Tell me, does he touch you in all those deep places you long to be touched, or does he only say 'I love you' when you're bored with him?" She replied "I haven't let him do that yet". I rolled my eyes and said "I didn't mean THAT!", then I started laughing.
Then she said "Why didn't you ask me 6 weeks ago?!" (Always a good sign!
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Anyway, this pattern was a bust (at least for now). I don't have any boyfriend destroyer patterns memorized yet, so I couldn't run any. I see this chick fairly regularly, so I will bone up, so that I can bone up! HAHAHHAAA!
If she breaks up with her borefriend, I think she'll come looking for me.
I said "Borefriend? You have a borefriend? Tell me, does he touch you in all those deep places you long to be touched, or does he only say 'I love you' when you're bored with him?" She replied "I haven't let him do that yet". I rolled my eyes and said "I didn't mean THAT!", then I started laughing.
Then she said "Why didn't you ask me 6 weeks ago?!" (Always a good sign!
Anyway, this pattern was a bust (at least for now). I don't have any boyfriend destroyer patterns memorized yet, so I couldn't run any. I see this chick fairly regularly, so I will bone up, so that I can bone up! HAHAHHAAA!
If she breaks up with her borefriend, I think she'll come looking for me.
