"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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45 things you need to do for your girl EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE

Bigg Boss

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Yeah alot of this stuff looked hella AFC when I first read it, I was bout to post it to give yall somethin to laugh at.

But then I started thinkin bout how my last relationship ended because I never really showed that I cared much.

I dunno, I still got alot of learning to do.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Bigg Boss said:
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
28-take her anywhere she wants
How about I give her the keys to my car, direct deposit my paychecks to her bank account, and tattoo the phrase "I AM A TOOL" on my forehead while I'm at it?
 
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If any of you are in school, a great way to get laid is doing some dumb chick's homework... especially math, chicks suck at math
 

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Bigg Boss said:
But then I started thinkin bout how my last relationship ended because I never really showed that I cared much.

I dunno, I still got alot of learning to do.
I know where you're coming from.

AFCs who go to the extreme of doing everything a girl wants will drive her away, but many of the guys who post here aren't capable of keeping a girl because they're too defensive or cynical.

You just need to find the right balance between caring too much and not caring enough. But no one can tell you how much is too much or too litle because it all depends on each individual woman.

eg. My ex girlfriend would have laughed in my face if I bought her flowers and a card for valentines day, but my current girlfriend was elated that I bought her a red rose and she STILL has the card up in her room.
 
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