"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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420-pound mom didn't know she was pregnant

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Top Video on CNN right now.

Heh, watched Mind of Mencia a couple of days ago, he made a good point. The problem in alot of cases is that there is no one to deal with the stupid people. I just wonder how they survive...my tax dollars at work...probably.

What's more disturbing to me, is who the hell would touch that whale.

On that note, I think I'm gonna go to the gym now.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Well, you gotta feel kinda sorry for the dude that knocked her out.
 

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Spend anytime in America and you quickly find that the American male will chase anything. The horniest group of people I have seen. Most American dudes seem to actually like a lot of chunk. I would bet that most would prefer a size 30" waist over a size 24" waist. To each his own.

A woman that size should be sent to prison for being pregnant. Such a pregnancy is very dangerous for the child. The entire thing is disturbing.
 

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sparky0000 said:
Spend anytime in America and you quickly find that the American male will chase anything. The horniest group of people I have seen. Most American dudes seem to actually like a lot of chunk. I would bet that most would prefer a size 30" waist over a size 24" waist. To each his own.

A woman that size should be sent to prison for being pregnant. Such a pregnancy is very dangerous for the child. The entire thing is disturbing.

lol...and how is this different from a woman finding foreskin equally as disgusting and disturbing as you find the image of some guy mounting a heifer? It's not. :crackup:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Dude, sparky. Your constant anti-American rhetoric is getting OLD. You're making it very hard for me not to put you on the ignore list.
Agreed. I don't know if he pays Ukrainians to sleep with him or what, but he's really grating on me. There are a SH¡T TON of hot girls in America... maybe not as many as in Lviv or Odessa, but at least you know the girl's not into you for your passport. Most of the time, anyway.
 

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Well...it's kind of difficult to take anyone seriously whose signature quotes themselves as saying they are the wisest person they know. :crackup:
 

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sparky0000 said:
Spend anytime in America and you quickly find that the American male will chase anything. The horniest group of people I have seen. Most American dudes seem to actually like a lot of chunk. I would bet that most would prefer a size 30" waist over a size 24" waist. To each his own.

A woman that size should be sent to prison for being pregnant. Such a pregnancy is very dangerous for the child. The entire thing is disturbing.

As if your fvcking anteater hasn't been in a repugnant b!tch.
 
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