"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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40 years old virgin?

amoka

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Anyone encountered a virgin recently? There is 40 years old Puerto Rico woman who is a virgin that I managed to bring to my place but she won't let me penetrate. We did everything except penetration. She said her friends told her it will hurt her the first time. She got naked and her pu55y was tight and a bit wet.

I always wish to have a a virgin but after yesterdays encounter, I lost desire altogether. It is frustration to not be able to penetrate.

The question is how is possible to find a 40 years old virgin in present day America? How will you handle it?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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you are 28 and trying to bang a 40 year old virgin. GTFO! How about dating some 25 year old hot sluts. Go with that. problem solved.
 

amoka

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Warrior74 said:
you are 28 and trying to bang a 40 year old virgin. GTFO! How about dating some 25 year old hot sluts. Go with that. problem solved.
No, I'm not trying to date her. Just wanna bang her to her delight. Virgins are hard find these days.
 

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so is she a fat whale or have a gargoyle face or what?
 

amoka

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piranha45 said:
so is she a fat whale or have a gargoyle face or what?
Actually, she is great looking. You can never guess her age. No she is not Susan Boyle. She was raised a christian and was in the military with a great body. I think she just want to now explore...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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