"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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40 year old virgin

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im about to spoil the movie for anyone who wants to see it!












okay, so at the end, he finally has sex and it lasts for 1 minute the first time, and then he goes again for 2 hours.

unfortunately, being a non-virgin for about 4 years, i have the same sexual pattern, and it made me kindof frustrated

I was watching the movie with my girlfriend, whoom probibly made the connection in her mind too that for some reason i **** up the first 2 minutes of intercourse, then last for about 2 hours when i get my second run about 5 minutes after the first. Either way...is there any way to prevent that, or to even up the lengths of time it takes to orgasm so that its not as dramatic a difference. By the time im ready to orgasm the second time my girlfriend is so worn out that its not even pleasurable to her and its pretty aggrivating sometimes.

Any opinion is appreciated
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Think about baseball. Also do a ton of keegles (sic), word is if you do it enough you'll be able to prevent ejaculation as long as you want and could possibly lead to multiple orgasms.
 
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