40 Days to get class!

[Keeper]

Ok, so I'm a small town boy, never needed any dancing skills that extened beyond the clubs, or any social skills that went beyond 'hanging out'. But now, I've been expanding my social circle... and am going for this formal party where old people sit around and fart.

Week after, to the opera. Then, another ball. Some multi-millionare is having a party. Gf's mom is his private secretary.

Ok, so in 40 days, I need to have class, poise, and know how how to dance. And I don't even have a proper suit or anything.

Don't even know where to start.

Help!

These high class socialites intimidate me like hell.

 

[Monster]

Just read read a book about proper etiquette and go to the library and boow some dvd's on ballroom dancing. Remember, no reason to be intimidated, they don't know you ain't got nothing on you.

 

[ntssv]

I dated a girl that had many high social events I was to attend. At first it was somewhat nerve racking and even had one person ask me how I wound up at a certain event. He almost got foot in mouth disease but I refrained.

Take it easy and relax. Get a nice suit and some slacks with a good sports coat. I got one a few years ago for the above paragraph and it is still in style.

Oh, the irony about me feeling out of my league was I made and still do make more money that most of the people that attended.

 

[Desdinova]

And I don't even have a proper suit or anything.

Simple answer: Second hand store. Why pay a buttload of money for clothes you wear once every five years?

These high class socialites intimidate me like hell.

Yeah, but you have the ability to grab their wives from under their nose and fvck the 5hit out of them! Personality can go further than money.

 

[Monster]

Simple answer: Second hand store. Why pay a buttload of money for clothes you wear once every five years?

I'd have to disagree. A suit is like an investment and people in the know will know so you are better off getting a nice suit. It doesn't even have to be that expensive, there are plenty of nice ones at Men's Wearhouse and Burlington Coat Factory for $200 or less.