Last night, i went out, with my dude, lets call him J.
We were standing around at this new bar we've never been to,
they were playing a mix of RnB and House, but mostly House.
and not to be racist but i was the only colored dude there.
My boy J was white too.
beautiful beautiful beautiful!! women everywhere! in the hottest of clothes..
I was kickin it at the bar, and J saw these 3 girls (Red dress HB8, white dress HB9 and pink dress HB8.5) dancing across the floor, with 2 AFC looking guys that had NO idea how to dance..
He dared me to go up and pick up the White dress chic, she had one of the AFC's behind her he hadnt put his hands on her either..
So i accepted it and walked past them,
i walked up to the Red Dress and said,
"If ya'll were trying to do a flag day, you've got the Stars and Stripes in the wrong colors, its Red White and Blue.."
She looked at me confused, and at this point the white dress came closer to see what was going on.
I got their attention tho, coz both of them were standing next to me.
She asked me what i was talking about..
Me: I said, if this was flag day, you guys got the colors wrong, coz its red white and blue not red white and pink!
Red: hahahahah
White: omg we didnt even notice!
me: Yeh i mean, i saw you guys and figured ok they got the STARS right, and wanted to know if your BOYFRIENDS were the STRIPES?
They Together: NO! they're not our BFs they're just friends
at this point the pink dress had also joined and the 2 guys they were with were dancing by themselves looking at me talking to their girls like WTF!
J steps in and goes
"Excuse me ladies, is this black guy bothering you beautiful women?!"
they:No he's funny.
J: Yeh i know thats why i hang out with him
I intro myself to the red and white dress while J intro'd himself to the pink.
at this point, i get that J was into the pink dress chic, hence the dare.
So i let him do his thing, while i picked the white dress and
"Im sure you can dance MUCH better than that...you just need someone that knows how to twirl you around to twirl you around huh?"
she: hahahaha..lets dance..
Red dress stands there looking at us dance for 2 minutes,
I pull her in and i got 2 hot honeys twirling around me one in each hand.
They start buying me and J drinks.
i dont drink, so i got Red bulls they got pretty tipsy.
especially red dress.
She says something to White dress.
they pull me aside and ask if i live close by.
i say yes, 10 minute cab ride.
they say, they live about 45 miinutes away and dont wanna go with those guys they came with ( who at this point are nowhere to be seen)
i say "if you guys are wanna stay over, then you need to do something for me! this aint no free ride!"
they laugh" ok whats up?"
me"whose cooking me breakfast?ive been wanting to eat poached eggs on toast for DAYS"
Red dress: ME! i make the best poached eggs!
me: done! you guys are staying over at the flyest bachelors pad you'll ever SEE!
2 hours later white dress is kind of sober, red dress and i hooked up twice, white dress and i hooked up once.
im splitting attention between both of them taking one to the smokers area, hook up, bring her back, take the other one.
J and pink dress take care of the one i leave behind. lol
J and pink dress also wanna stay over at mines.
so we all head back to my place
I give J and his girl the sofa bed in the lounge with the mood lighting.
this means the girls have to either
sleep on the floor,
or sleep with me in the bed.
Im in bed with 2 HOTTTTTT chix.
i change into something comfy,
they try to sleep with what they wearing,
i say
Plz tell me! you two are not sleeping with those on!
coz the ruffling dresses are gonna keep me up all night!
so they giggle and say smtn to me, i cant remember
but i get them down to their bras and thongs.
get in bed and i propose we play a game since white dress cant sleep.
the game?
One of us puts our hand out and touches the other two under the blanket and tries to figure out what body part it is.
Ive got one girl on either side of me, so this is looking good.
i eventually start touching both of them in places that are naughty and purposely guess the wrong body part.
This gets them laughing.
we can hear J and pink dress going hard at it, moaning etc.
we laugh more.
i say ok, lets see who can moan like pink dress can , coz thats pretty sexy.
and to make it more real, im gonna touch them so they moan with more feeling.
touch red dress, she moans starts rubbing herself, im grabbin her t!ts.
i give her a 7 for sound effects and 7.5 for visual
white dress tried harder, i give her 8 for both, red dress feels competitive.
goes again. gets a 8, but i say if she wants to do better ive got a trick.
"im going to put my lips on your neck area and i guarantee you'll moan like none other.."
"Ok, lets see"
i do it, it gets her in the mood.
but under the blanket im touching white dress's vajayjay.
gets her moaning too.
one thing leads to another, and i have one giving me head while im suckin on D cups from red dress.
leads to some good rough s3x, i did some nasty stuff to them and they took it SO well!!
this morning, i wake up, and Red dress wakes up with me and is surprised and almost ashamed of what she did.
i make her laugh and say she doesnt have to keep her promise of cooking me breaky if she doesnt want to, and that i respect her..
and that everyone should experience that, why else would dolphins and humans be the ONLY species that have s3x for pleasure?!!!
and i whisper in her ear "personally i think you moan much more sexier"
she laughs and i ease her into it.
she offers to cook me eggs.
i wake up J, Pink dress and go back into my room for a shower.
White dress wakes up to me taking my suit out of my wardrobe.
she walks into my walk in wardrobe like WOOOOWWW!!!!
im like yeh yeh i know, i need to have a shower.
she also wants to use the bathroom.
i say ok she can use it while im showering.
after she takes a leak, she asks if she can join me in the shower, i say yup, grab a towel from the wardrobe.
we have a shower together.
step out and red dress has cooked breaky.
she wants to have a shower too, so i show her to the bathroom.
i finally kick em out the house after loading up the dishwasher and giving them coffee. they cabbed off.
J and me smiling at each other like hahahahhaa you are a P!MP!!!
high five each other and i realise im 20 minutes late for work.
suited up and caught a ride with J to work.
Red dress = Marina
White dress = Danielle
Pink dress = Sheena
I took Red dress and White dresses numbers this morning.
and they said theyd love to hang out again, asked if J and me would like to go to their flat on saturday night for a movie night.
hmmmmmmmm...
We were standing around at this new bar we've never been to,
they were playing a mix of RnB and House, but mostly House.
and not to be racist but i was the only colored dude there.
My boy J was white too.
beautiful beautiful beautiful!! women everywhere! in the hottest of clothes..
I was kickin it at the bar, and J saw these 3 girls (Red dress HB8, white dress HB9 and pink dress HB8.5) dancing across the floor, with 2 AFC looking guys that had NO idea how to dance..
He dared me to go up and pick up the White dress chic, she had one of the AFC's behind her he hadnt put his hands on her either..
So i accepted it and walked past them,
i walked up to the Red Dress and said,
"If ya'll were trying to do a flag day, you've got the Stars and Stripes in the wrong colors, its Red White and Blue.."
She looked at me confused, and at this point the white dress came closer to see what was going on.
I got their attention tho, coz both of them were standing next to me.
She asked me what i was talking about..
Me: I said, if this was flag day, you guys got the colors wrong, coz its red white and blue not red white and pink!
Red: hahahahah
White: omg we didnt even notice!
me: Yeh i mean, i saw you guys and figured ok they got the STARS right, and wanted to know if your BOYFRIENDS were the STRIPES?
They Together: NO! they're not our BFs they're just friends
at this point the pink dress had also joined and the 2 guys they were with were dancing by themselves looking at me talking to their girls like WTF!
J steps in and goes
"Excuse me ladies, is this black guy bothering you beautiful women?!"
they:No he's funny.
J: Yeh i know thats why i hang out with him
I intro myself to the red and white dress while J intro'd himself to the pink.
at this point, i get that J was into the pink dress chic, hence the dare.
So i let him do his thing, while i picked the white dress and
"Im sure you can dance MUCH better than that...you just need someone that knows how to twirl you around to twirl you around huh?"
she: hahahaha..lets dance..
Red dress stands there looking at us dance for 2 minutes,
I pull her in and i got 2 hot honeys twirling around me one in each hand.
They start buying me and J drinks.
i dont drink, so i got Red bulls they got pretty tipsy.
especially red dress.
She says something to White dress.
they pull me aside and ask if i live close by.
i say yes, 10 minute cab ride.
they say, they live about 45 miinutes away and dont wanna go with those guys they came with ( who at this point are nowhere to be seen)
i say "if you guys are wanna stay over, then you need to do something for me! this aint no free ride!"
they laugh" ok whats up?"
me"whose cooking me breakfast?ive been wanting to eat poached eggs on toast for DAYS"
Red dress: ME! i make the best poached eggs!
me: done! you guys are staying over at the flyest bachelors pad you'll ever SEE!
2 hours later white dress is kind of sober, red dress and i hooked up twice, white dress and i hooked up once.
im splitting attention between both of them taking one to the smokers area, hook up, bring her back, take the other one.
J and pink dress take care of the one i leave behind. lol
J and pink dress also wanna stay over at mines.
so we all head back to my place
I give J and his girl the sofa bed in the lounge with the mood lighting.
this means the girls have to either
sleep on the floor,
or sleep with me in the bed.
Im in bed with 2 HOTTTTTT chix.
i change into something comfy,
they try to sleep with what they wearing,
i say
Plz tell me! you two are not sleeping with those on!
coz the ruffling dresses are gonna keep me up all night!
so they giggle and say smtn to me, i cant remember
but i get them down to their bras and thongs.
get in bed and i propose we play a game since white dress cant sleep.
the game?
One of us puts our hand out and touches the other two under the blanket and tries to figure out what body part it is.
Ive got one girl on either side of me, so this is looking good.
i eventually start touching both of them in places that are naughty and purposely guess the wrong body part.
This gets them laughing.
we can hear J and pink dress going hard at it, moaning etc.
we laugh more.
i say ok, lets see who can moan like pink dress can , coz thats pretty sexy.
and to make it more real, im gonna touch them so they moan with more feeling.
touch red dress, she moans starts rubbing herself, im grabbin her t!ts.
i give her a 7 for sound effects and 7.5 for visual
white dress tried harder, i give her 8 for both, red dress feels competitive.
goes again. gets a 8, but i say if she wants to do better ive got a trick.
"im going to put my lips on your neck area and i guarantee you'll moan like none other.."
"Ok, lets see"
i do it, it gets her in the mood.
but under the blanket im touching white dress's vajayjay.
gets her moaning too.
one thing leads to another, and i have one giving me head while im suckin on D cups from red dress.
leads to some good rough s3x, i did some nasty stuff to them and they took it SO well!!
this morning, i wake up, and Red dress wakes up with me and is surprised and almost ashamed of what she did.
i make her laugh and say she doesnt have to keep her promise of cooking me breaky if she doesnt want to, and that i respect her..
and that everyone should experience that, why else would dolphins and humans be the ONLY species that have s3x for pleasure?!!!
and i whisper in her ear "personally i think you moan much more sexier"
she laughs and i ease her into it.
she offers to cook me eggs.
i wake up J, Pink dress and go back into my room for a shower.
White dress wakes up to me taking my suit out of my wardrobe.
she walks into my walk in wardrobe like WOOOOWWW!!!!
im like yeh yeh i know, i need to have a shower.
she also wants to use the bathroom.
i say ok she can use it while im showering.
after she takes a leak, she asks if she can join me in the shower, i say yup, grab a towel from the wardrobe.
we have a shower together.
step out and red dress has cooked breaky.
she wants to have a shower too, so i show her to the bathroom.
i finally kick em out the house after loading up the dishwasher and giving them coffee. they cabbed off.
J and me smiling at each other like hahahahhaa you are a P!MP!!!
high five each other and i realise im 20 minutes late for work.
suited up and caught a ride with J to work.
Red dress = Marina
White dress = Danielle
Pink dress = Sheena
I took Red dress and White dresses numbers this morning.
and they said theyd love to hang out again, asked if J and me would like to go to their flat on saturday night for a movie night.
hmmmmmmmm...
